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  • NAZISALEEN
    Afro Samurai
    • Sep 2004
    • 12235
    #31
    Originally posted by 95 whitestang View Post
    Ill check bullitins tomorrow if I get time and see what I can dig up on it.
    See if there is a bulletin related to gay Lyman co deputy named Lee steeling your sheeps?

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    • Akromix
      oat goat
      • Oct 2003
      • 23163
      #32
      Originally posted by 95 whitestang View Post
      Id look closely at the ignition switch. Its not like gm has a habit of those failing or anything.
      yeah, junk.
      god damned tinypic.

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      • Akromix
        oat goat
        • Oct 2003
        • 23163
        #33
        Fuck that shit. Fuck it in it's ass hole. Fuck. And shit. And fuck. And eat some...drink some wate,r and then fuck again. It's all gravy pie.
        god damned tinypic.

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        • 2 beer
          Insurance guy
          • Jul 2004
          • 21868
          #34
          Dirty is a fucking genius, I would listen to him.
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          • 95 whitestang
            TCS Homer
            • Jan 2006
            • 3601
            #35
            The starter is controlled via the engine computer, and the signal to start is sent from the body computer. There are a couple of bulletins for body computer replacement, but they had trouble codes with them.



            Originally posted by mnstang
            there isn't one thing that makes tcs look stupid either, it's really just everything.
            Originally posted by 2 beer
            By the way, I am not riled up. I simply hate you.

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            • 2 beer
              Insurance guy
              • Jul 2004
              • 21868
              #36
              shitty ground? Shitty battery cable? Shitty mechanic?
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              • NAZISALEEN
                Afro Samurai
                • Sep 2004
                • 12235
                #37
                Originally posted by 2 beer View Post
                shitty ground? Shitty battery cable? Shitty mechanic?
                I am still gonna go with the car came down with the aids.

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                • 2 beer
                  Insurance guy
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 21868
                  #38
                  Originally posted by NAZISALEEN View Post
                  I am still gonna go with the car came down with the aids.
                  It sounds like it might only be a simple case of herpegonasyphilis with a touch of the clap though.
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                  • 95 whitestang
                    TCS Homer
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 3601
                    #39
                    Originally posted by 2 beer View Post
                    It sounds like it might only be a simple case of herpegonasyphilis with a touch of the clap though.
                    Quoted for truth.



                    Originally posted by mnstang
                    there isn't one thing that makes tcs look stupid either, it's really just everything.
                    Originally posted by 2 beer
                    By the way, I am not riled up. I simply hate you.

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                    • Dustball
                      My title here
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3251
                      #40
                      Originally posted by SmithEvo View Post
                      2002.

                      Sean, it is a 3800... why would an intake leak be so intermittent though, and run fine for weeks/months at a time? Same with coil packs.... I'd assume those might cause intermittent problems while driving as well.

                      Also, with either problem I'd assume the car would still crank. This doesn't crank or anything, you just turn the key, the lights shut off, and nothing.
                      I have a 2002 Impala with the 3.8L as well. I had the same problem happen to me only once in the entire time I owned it and I believe it was related to the PASS system.

                      Remote start - Twin Cities Mustangs Forum
                      http://www.tcstangs.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1502428&postcount=18
                      Place to meet and talk with TCS members.
                      When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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                      • 96zjlimited
                        TCS Homer
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 2092
                        #41
                        If you hit the key and there is nothing at all, sounds like a bad ground issue to me. Have you checked the battery cables and ground strap?

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                        • 289Notch
                          Lowballer
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 7340
                          #42
                          FUSEABLE LINK?
                          Mustangless!

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                          • Dustball
                            My title here
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3251
                            #43
                            Originally posted by 289Notch View Post
                            FUSEABLE LINK?
                            Don't touch any of my vehicles if that's what you think it is.
                            When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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                            • Slow35th
                              Tuner 2.0
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 34114
                              #44
                              Originally posted by 96zjlimited View Post
                              If you hit the key and there is nothing at all, sounds like a bad ground issue to me. Have you checked the battery cables and ground strap?
                              i was thinking the same thing.
                              Junkyard 5.3
                              726whp 9.82 @145 on 14psi

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                              • Chris
                                TCS Homer
                                • May 2006
                                • 1757
                                #45
                                Time to junk it, it is a chevy

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