Have a slight problem in my new place need help

[ACRucrazy]

[SFC]

My new condo is great. Can't ask for more or less. When I moved in, in early December, I was taking a ton of boxes to my storage unit, and this guy in a wheelchair started talking to me. It was annoying because I had a stack of 10-15 boxes falling down every step I took and I had to put them back on, and I was trying to get down stairs and he started up this long ass conversation. So after awhile, we went our ways.

Then the magic starts happening. He knocked on my door a few weeks ago to come to his place to turn off the fan on his stove because his roommate left it on. No problem, down the hall, take 30 seconds. Wrong. I get there and he wants to hang out. It's known by many that I am a huge prick to people, or I really get along with them. Well, I cannot bring myself to be a dick, but I was in the middle of dinner and he wants to hang out, and it's the bad kind, where someone is talking your ear off and you are trying to get away, and they change the topic and pull you back in. And when you try to interject with "hey I got to run", he cuts me off mid sentence to talk about some inane shit.

Then Friday, he knocks again, to turn off his roommates light in his room, so I go there, and he then starts to talk about sports and telling me that I have to have a card game so he can play, and then saying, so what night? Tonight? Tomorrow? Sunday? So he tried to trap me, but I got out of it without committing myself to shit, because frankly, I don't play cards that often, and I don't really want to hang out with him. I leave his place...after, I shit you not, 30 minutes of agony.

So today, I get ready to watch the game, and just got a pizza out of the oven, and guess who knocks on my door. So I say fuck it, I'm going to eat this pizza and watch this fucking game. He knocks on my door, for 15 minutes. I counted. Not continuously, but it was 15 minutes. I know if I would have answered the door, I would have been sucked into the trap.

So then, I get a call on my phone, and it's fucking him! He got my number out of the condo phone sheet in the front of the building. It's there for all residents to verify their numbers for the association. He is like, hey man, when should I come over, and what should I bring....I'm like WTF is this shit? So I tell him I'm on the other line and I'll call him back.

That's where I am. Not calling him back, and trying to think of a way to get out of this. It's not that I have a thing against people in wheelchairs, but this guy is getting on my nerves by trying way to hard to hang out and it is annoying the shit out of me.

Help me figure out how to get rid of this guy without being a prick. Although, I may have to resort to that if I have to go through another 15 minute knock fest.

Cliff notes: Need help getting rid of someone NICELY that wants to hang out all the time.

So when is the card game?

[Outrun]

So when is the card game?

I don't play fucking cards

He asked me when I moved in if I played cards because he saw my poker chip metal box, and I said yeah, some. It's been almsot a year since I have played, and I'm not going to sit down just me and him and play heads up. I'd rather watch the WE channel.

[HopAlong]

Son of a fucking bitch. I just got done taking a nice long piss and I have a voice mail. A 3 minute voice mail.

It's my favorite stalker! He says that he wants to play cards, and that I should stop by at a decent hour when I get his message. Asking me to call back when I get the message or just "come by". I have to not talk to strangers and be nice just to be nice. I am going to act how I feel from now on. Then no one will want to strike up a convo with me.

Next time im over and he knocks on the door, let me answer it.

[SmithEvo]

Play cards with him, then take his money because he can't run away.

[SFC]

I don't play fucking cards

He asked me when I moved in if I played cards because he saw my poker chip metal box, and I said yeah, some. It's been almsot a year since I have played, and I'm not going to sit down just me and him and play heads up. I'd rather watch the WE channel.

I suggest you just have this on DVD and waiting. The next time he stops by, invite him in and have it playing. That should take care of the problem.

http://www.tv.com/south-park/cripple-fight/episode/53957/summary.html

[PHRANQUY]

Next time im over and he knocks on the door, let me answer it.

Behave Keri....

[NOTNSS]

Son of a fucking bitch. I just got done taking a nice long piss and I have a voice mail. A 3 minute voice mail.

It's my favorite stalker! He says that he wants to play cards, and that I should stop by at a decent hour when I get his message. Asking me to call back when I get the message or just "come by". I have to not talk to strangers and be nice just to be nice. I am going to act how I feel from now on. Then no one will want to strike up a convo with me.

:hah:

[MadMatt]

next time he knocks, start screamin obsenities, like your fuckin or killin or whatever! He will get the hint!

Invite him over and have some idle chat. All the sudden start looking around real crazy like. Do you hear that sound? Under the floor boards? It sounds like a stubburn heart that just wont stop beating!!!!1 Grab him shaking him and his wheelchair violently- You dont smell that shit? It smells like a dead fucking rat! Help me!!!! ARGGGG!!! Help me look for the blood! If you find any I need to wash it with bleach and glitter under a blacklight ASAP! Will you help?! Please!!

[Mustangmatt]

I think you should just deal and be friends with him. I mean shit. It could be real bad karma if your an ass to the guy. I mean I wouldnt want that bad karma shit hanging over my head. Shit you could get like paralyzed and he wouldnt talk to you. then YOU would be that dude running around like the guy in happy gilmore! HEY SHOOTER WANNA GO GET SOME GRUB!!! WE COULD EAT AT RED LOBSTER! Just be nice and hang with him here and there but just be firm. Look him square in the eye and be like I have to go.

[SVT5LITER]

Next time im over and he knocks on the door, let me answer it.

Somehow I think this is a good idea

[SFC]

You could tell him you caught ebola?

[Akromix]

Could just kill him.

[ACRucrazy]

Could urinate on his door step?

[Roast'em]

just stop resisting and be his friend!