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  • Outrun
    Answer The Call
    • Aug 2003
    • 20755

    Have a slight problem in my new place need help

    My new condo is great. Can't ask for more or less. When I moved in, in early December, I was taking a ton of boxes to my storage unit, and this guy in a wheelchair started talking to me. It was annoying because I had a stack of 10-15 boxes falling down every step I took and I had to put them back on, and I was trying to get down stairs and he started up this long ass conversation. So after awhile, we went our ways.

    Then the magic starts happening. He knocked on my door a few weeks ago to come to his place to turn off the fan on his stove because his roommate left it on. No problem, down the hall, take 30 seconds. Wrong. I get there and he wants to hang out. It's known by many that I am a huge prick to people, or I really get along with them. Well, I cannot bring myself to be a dick, but I was in the middle of dinner and he wants to hang out, and it's the bad kind, where someone is talking your ear off and you are trying to get away, and they change the topic and pull you back in. And when you try to interject with "hey I got to run", he cuts me off mid sentence to talk about some inane shit.

    Then Friday, he knocks again, to turn off his roommates light in his room, so I go there, and he then starts to talk about sports and telling me that I have to have a card game so he can play, and then saying, so what night? Tonight? Tomorrow? Sunday? So he tried to trap me, but I got out of it without committing myself to shit, because frankly, I don't play cards that often, and I don't really want to hang out with him. I leave his place...after, I shit you not, 30 minutes of agony.

    So today, I get ready to watch the game, and just got a pizza out of the oven, and guess who knocks on my door. So I say fuck it, I'm going to eat this pizza and watch this fucking game. He knocks on my door, for 15 minutes. I counted. Not continuously, but it was 15 minutes. I know if I would have answered the door, I would have been sucked into the trap.

    So then, I get a call on my phone, and it's fucking him! He got my number out of the condo phone sheet in the front of the building. It's there for all residents to verify their numbers for the association. He is like, hey man, when should I come over, and what should I bring....I'm like WTF is this shit? So I tell him I'm on the other line and I'll call him back.

    That's where I am. Not calling him back, and trying to think of a way to get out of this. It's not that I have a thing against people in wheelchairs, but this guy is getting on my nerves by trying way to hard to hang out and it is annoying the shit out of me.

    Help me figure out how to get rid of this guy without being a prick. Although, I may have to resort to that if I have to go through another 15 minute knock fest.

    Cliff notes: Need help getting rid of someone NICELY that wants to hang out all the time.
  • ACRucrazy
    banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 27924

    #2
    Oh man,

    Tuff call, tell him you have ghanasiphaherpalaids?
    You have been banned for the following reason:
    Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
    Date the ban will be lifted: Never


    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
    '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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    • Outrun
      Answer The Call
      • Aug 2003
      • 20755

      #3
      Originally posted by ACRucrazy View Post
      Oh man,

      Tuff call, tell him you have ghanasiphaherpalaids?
      Come over to my place and I'll tell him to come in so he can get in on a threesome. I bet I never ever hear from him again. Plus, you and I can spend some quality time together

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      • 5-door
        www.jtracecraft.com
        • Jun 2004
        • 5001

        #4
        Get naked and start rubbing one out. Answer the door, still strokin' and naked. Say, "Hey, buddy." Then shake his hand.

        P.S. Make sure LESNOVR is in the background doing cartwheels.

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        • ACRucrazy
          banned
          • Mar 2004
          • 27924

          #5
          Originally posted by Outrun View Post
          Come over to my place and I'll tell him to come in so he can get in on a threesome. I bet I never ever hear from him again. Plus, you and I can spend some quality time together
          Yea, I dont get to see you much anymore because of "whatshername"









          You have been banned for the following reason:
          Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
          Date the ban will be lifted: Never


          Originally posted by punch
          SFC is a bag of stupid.
          '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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          • Outrun
            Answer The Call
            • Aug 2003
            • 20755

            #6
            Originally posted by ACRucrazy View Post
            Yea, I dont get to see you much anymore because of "whatshername"
            I forget what you mom's first name is, but yeah, sorry man. She digs me.

            Zing!

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            • Outrun
              Answer The Call
              • Aug 2003
              • 20755

              #7
              Originally posted by 5-door View Post
              Get naked and start rubbing one out. Answer the door, still strokin' and naked. Say, "Hey, buddy." Then shake his hand.

              P.S. Make sure LESNOVR is in the background doing cartwheels.
              Who the fack gets nekked to rub one out? I suppose I could start

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              • 5-door
                www.jtracecraft.com
                • Jun 2004
                • 5001

                #8
                Originally posted by Outrun View Post
                Who the fack gets nekked to rub one out? I suppose I could start
                It's for the full effect.

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                • ACRucrazy
                  banned
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 27924

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Outrun View Post
                  I forget what you mom's first name is, but yeah, sorry man. She digs me.

                  Zing!








                  *ive got nothing*
                  (ok, time to go home)
                  You have been banned for the following reason:
                  Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                  Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                  Originally posted by punch
                  SFC is a bag of stupid.
                  '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                  • Akromix
                    oat goat
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 23163

                    #10
                    Tell him you have a phobia of cripples.
                    god damned tinypic.

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                    • Outrun
                      Answer The Call
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 20755

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Akromix View Post
                      Tell him you have a phobia of cripples.
                      I said nicely, you asstard.

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                      • ACRucrazy
                        banned
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 27924

                        #12


                        You have been banned for the following reason:
                        Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                        Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                        Originally posted by punch
                        SFC is a bag of stupid.
                        '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                        • Outrun
                          Answer The Call
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 20755

                          #13
                          I'm going to tell him that I will not hang out unless he gives me a good old fashioned pole polishing.

                          Seriously, I need help getting rid of this guy.

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                          • T BONE
                            UNCLE BEARD
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 11494

                            #14
                            Tell him you have mono
                            Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
                            i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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                            • ACRucrazy
                              banned
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 27924

                              #15
                              You have been banned for the following reason:
                              Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                              Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                              Originally posted by punch
                              SFC is a bag of stupid.
                              '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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