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  • GoldenPlump
    TCS Homer
    • Jan 2004
    • 6863

    Woot got my first ticket tonight!

    25 and got my first ticket tonight.

    I was in the Fountains of Arbor Lakes tonight (new part of the mall in maple grove). Decided to have some fun, dumped the clutch and layed some nice tracks through the parking lot.

    I start leaving, as I'm leaving I see a rent-a-cop running up on my left, so I say screw it and leave anyways.

    As I'm leaving I notice a rent-a-cop-truck pick his buddy up and start following me...fun!

    Traffic was a little thick and I couldnt loose em....I'm on 169 on the edge of Osseo and I get pulled over....Eventually 3 squads show up for me.

    Long story short, the rent-a-cop tried telling the cops that I tried to run him over....I Told the cops that having just washed and waxed my Z, I wasn't about to run someone over.

    I got a unreasonable acceleration ticket out of the deal.

    Cop was really cool with me, and we BSed for a while after the other 2 squads and the fake cops left. I treated him well...Was completely honest about the entire situation when he came to the window. Before he asked I told him I was doing a burnout and I ran from the fake cops. All questions were asked with a "yes sir, no sir" answer.

    I go to court on the 22nd for it to decide what the judge has in store for me.

    Advice for those who get pulled over.

    Always be honest (this has always kept me from getting in trouble)
    Turn the car completely off
    Keys on the dash
    Hands at 10 & 2
    Respond with "yes sir, no sir"
    Have a girlfriend with massive melons for the cop to look at.

    Me with my first ticket




    The bewbs I speak of (yes sir officer, those are Ds)
  • MisterCMK
    Montgomery C. Meigs
    • Dec 2004
    • 13910

    #2
    Yeah, the rent-a-cops in the arbor lakes suck. Long story short I got "banned" from arbor lakes for a month while the rent a cop pretended to be some sort of hardass.
    LOOK HERE:
    Originally posted by Pony5.0
    but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

    Originally posted by Nick
    You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

    Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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    • Outrun
      Answer The Call
      • Aug 2003
      • 20755

      #3
      I always turn car off and put hands out the window. I had guns pulled on me before when I Was high on crack, so I don't fuck around anymore.

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      • sc0tty8
        Raised by wolves
        • Feb 2006
        • 4134

        #4
        Fake cops, I remember in the high school days we used to pick on them pretty badly walking thru the mall....
        No sig for you.

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        • T BONE
          UNCLE BEARD
          • Sep 2004
          • 11494

          #5
          Massive?
          Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
          i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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          • GoldenPlump
            TCS Homer
            • Jan 2004
            • 6863

            #6
            Originally posted by T BONE View Post
            Massive?
            Picture does not do justice. She just told me that you can come over and manhandle them for a small fee. Money back if not completely satisfied. Sorry no COD.

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            • waterbug1999
              Got Beer?
              • Aug 2005
              • 3554

              #7
              Congrats on the ticket I guess.. But, that 2nd pic, you ought to put in the "Victoria Secret" thread.. LOL

              1999 Trans Am
              10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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              • moundsviewmadman
                Pee shoe mafia
                • Jan 2006
                • 912

                #8
                nice boobz. okay ticket.
                Originally posted by 5SpeedFox
                I"M GOING TO POOP ON YOUR WINDSHEILD AND FUCK YOUR DOG
                Originally posted by Tenchumaru
                when I masturbate, I spray my face and hands with pepperspray just so I will cry

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                • T BONE
                  UNCLE BEARD
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 11494

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tyson View Post
                  Picture does not do justice. She just told me that you can come over and manhandle them for a small fee. Money back if not completely satisfied. Sorry no COD.
                  :3gears:
                  Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
                  i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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                  • RyanM
                    TCS Homer
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 34470

                    #10
                    nice job

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                    • 2 beer
                      Insurance guy
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 21868

                      #11
                      Finally a thread with bewbs. Set em free though oh and good work with the ticket
                      Servicing your Auto, Home, Life, Commercial and Collector & Race Car Insurance needs
                      952-229-5130

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                      • sport the war
                        لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 17482

                        #12
                        tickets rule, you insurance rates.

                        Originally posted by CAMSS30
                        I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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                        • CCr
                          The penis has spoken.
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 10966

                          #13
                          Me and a few friends were removed from the fargo mall after I was pushed into the water fountain. incidentally I was not the only one with green hair there, but I got blamed for it. (I bought clothes so I went and changed) Still got busted
                          Originally posted by xjfish
                          Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                          I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                          Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                          • CleanLX
                            sno pro
                            Admin
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 35005

                            #14
                            I'm down with the pad'd handuffs and ample boobage.

                            Pm me if its all good.


                            5 stars.

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                            • CCr
                              The penis has spoken.
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 10966

                              #15
                              I may be trolling but lose the padding!
                              Originally posted by xjfish
                              Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                              I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                              Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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