The lolz thread

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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/282hrc/tifu_by_pulling_my_dick_out_too_early/

For the past weeks I have been trying to get back in shape, as part of my regimen I have been drinking 5-6L of water a day. This, of course, leads to frequent urination.

Let me preface this by saying I just started a new job two weeks ago. So here I am, my bladder is busting and I hurry in to the bathroom.

To get to the urinals you have to walk past a row of stalls. Needing to relieve myself so badly I take my dick as I'm walking past the stalls getting ready for pee heaven. I have to go so bad at this point I'm not even looking whats going on, everything is a blur. I round the corner to the urinal. As I'm coming around the corner, dick in hand, my coworker who I did not see takes a step back and turns around. BAM, my junk makes full contact with this guys leg. I try to cool over the situation by saying "No Homo", He stumbles back, and rushes out of the bathroom.

I'm so embarrassed, considering quitting.

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