How did Adam & Eve's kids have kids? Priest gets put on the spot.

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  • punch
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    • Oct 2002
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    How did Adam & Eve's kids have kids? Priest gets put on the spot.



    I think I saw him start sweating. Then he goes offtopic once he knows he can't answer the question.
    Last edited by punch; 07-27-2009, 11:49 AM.
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  • Notch
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    • May 2005
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    #2
    I'm still wondering

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    • Max Power
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      • Apr 2004
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      #3
      Hard to explain fiction when you can't admit it's fiction.

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      • CleanLX
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        Something questionable in regards to religion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


        No way!!!!!

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        • Bill M
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          • Jan 2004
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          #5
          I bet that Eve would have been a dirty little slut in the sack... She couldn't say no to anything!

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          • Fosters
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6
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            Originally posted by 93NotchLX View Post
            I'm still wondering
            God became angry, so angry that God lost his temper and cursed the first humans telling them to go forth and multiply themselves. But not in those words.
            Last edited by Fosters; 07-27-2009, 01:12 PM.
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            • Bill M
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              • Jan 2004
              • 3404

              #7
              Originally posted by CleanLXFox View Post
              Something questionable in regards to religion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


              No way!!!!!

              Imaculate conception, worldwide floods, rising from the dead, walking on water, splitting the sea.....what's not to believe??
              "Uh oh, that ain't good!"


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              • POOPY PANTS FACE
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                • May 2007
                • 12400

                #8
                Originally posted by Bill M View Post
                Imaculate conception, worldwide floods, rising from the dead, walking on water, splitting the sea.....what's not to believe??
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                • Jeffescortlx
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                  • YouNeverSawMeHere
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                    • Jul 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fosters View Post
                    http://www.tcstangs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90368



                    God became angry, so angry that God lost his temper and cursed the first humans telling them to go forth and multiply themselves. But not in those words.
                    And God became angry and said;

                    You must leave Eden, never to return and Go forth fucking yourselves!



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                    • CorinthiansBlackGT
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4235

                      #11
                      We have all these fancy theories as to why and how life was created with hundreds of years of research into the topic. Yet we cant produce one single fully synthetic organism.

                      Sounds like religion has about as many answers as science does to me.

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                      • Chris-Supra
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                        • Mar 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by CorinthiansBlackGT View Post
                        We have all these fancy theories as to why and how life was created with hundreds of years of research into the topic. Yet we cant produce one single fully synthetic organism.

                        Sounds like religion has about as many answers as science does to me.
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                        • Newbomb Turk
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                          • Apr 2005
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                          #13
                          I have no problem believing there is something out there. I do have a problem with most organized religions. It still amazes me, and always will, that there are people that believe the bible verbatim.

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                          • SDK
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                            • Oct 2005
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                            #14
                            ^^^ Exactly

                            Every time I have been in a discussion with experienced religious folks it is agreed that the creation story is more metaphoric and god created more than just 2 people. The bible really gets cooking around joseph and his flock. I am a direct descendant myself and promised a place in heaven to rule with jesus.

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                            • kineda
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 29884

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SDK View Post
                              ^^^ Exactly

                              Every time I have been in a discussion with experienced religious folks it is agreed that the creation story is more metaphoric and god created more than just 2 people. The bible really gets cooking around joseph and his flock. I am a direct descendant myself and promised a place in heaven to rule with jesus.
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