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  • CorinthiansBlackGT
    TCS Homer
    • Mar 2004
    • 4235

    Snowzilla Returns!!

    ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Someone has told the city of Anchorage what it can do with its cease-and-desist order to prevent Snowzilla — the giant snowman — from rising up again this winter in an east Anchorage neighborhood.

    Snowzilla — thought to be no more — is yet again. Someone again built the giant snowman in Billy Powers' front yard. Snowzilla reappeared overnight.

    Powers is not taking credit. When questioned Tuesday afternoon, he said Snowzilla just somehow happened, again.

    However, he will tell you what Snowzilla means to him, a father of seven, and the children in the neighborhood.

    "The snowman is about having all these kids, a lot of kids with big smiles on their faces," he said reached by telephone at his home, the sound of excited children in the background.

    For the last three years, Snowzilla to the delight of some and the chagrin of others has been a very large feature in Powers' front yard. In 2005, Snowzilla rose 16 feet. He had a corncob pipe and a carrot nose and two eyes made out of beer bottles.

    This year, Snowzilla is somewhat smaller. He's wearing a black stovepipe hat and scarf.

    For several years, Snowzilla has risen in the front yard of Powers' modest home. His children — he has five still at home — collected snow from neighbors' yards to make the snowman big enough. Each year, Snowzilla got a bit bigger.

    Not everybody in the neighborhood liked all the cars and visitors who came to see him.

    City officials this year deemed Snowzilla a public nuisance and safety hazard. A cease-and-desist order was issued. The city tacked a public notice on Powers' door.

    City officials said the structure increased traffic to the point of endangerment and that the snowman itself was unsafe.

    When the order was issued, the partially-built snowman was dismantled, becoming a pile of snow rubble. Powers said he didn't plan to rebuild.

    The mayor's office on Tuesday issued a statement defending its move against Snowzilla.

    "This property owner has repeatedly ignored city attempts to find ways to accommodate his desire to build a giant snowman without affecting the quiet, residential quality of the neighborhood," the statement from Mayor Mark Begich's office said.

    "This is a neighborhood of small homes on small lots connected by small streets. It can't support the volume of traffic and revelers that are interested in Snowzilla."

    The mayor's office says Powers appears to run a large junk and salvage operation from his home. He has violated land use codes for 13 years, the city said. He owes the city more than $100,000 in fines and other assessments.

    Powers said it is the city that has been difficult, not him.

    "I have absolutely over the years, I have tried to jump through every goofy hoop they have sent to me. I have never been confrontational and it goes on and on and on and it is so goofy," he said. "Some of it is unfounded, some is just outrageous."

    The city said it did not expect to take any further action until after Christmas.








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  • IDriveRice
    LTDflower
    • May 2008
    • 2853

    #2
    oh lawdy

    Originally posted by Fernanernie
    Yeah Nik. I'm sure Kasey is going to want some action from you tonight with your hot pocket puking

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    • 95.0mark
      MN is falling apart
      • Jan 2005
      • 21173

      #3
      snowzilla would get beat down by north saint paul snowman.

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      • Fosters
        Typical white person
        • Sep 2006
        • 16014

        #4
        it's just a fucking snowman... jesus. they need to get over it...
        Originally posted by punch
        SFC is a bag of stupid.
        Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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        • 2 beer
          Insurance guy
          • Jul 2004
          • 21868

          #5
          Servicing your Auto, Home, Life, Commercial and Collector & Race Car Insurance needs
          952-229-5130

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          • 95.0mark
            MN is falling apart
            • Jan 2005
            • 21173

            #6
            they are bored up there fosters lol they need something to do, afterall there are not alot of those that annoy you up there to have to deal with!

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            • LS1Z28
              TCS Homer
              • Aug 2005
              • 2392

              #7
              We should send them something to really get annoyed about...

              We got any spare Somalians lying around?
              Originally posted by CAMSS30
              Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.

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              • mnstang
                Bookending TCS
                • Oct 2002
                • 33500

                #8
                i would drive right through it

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                • Fernanernie
                  Hot slut aficionado
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 50750

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
                  We should send them something to really get annoyed about...

                  We got any spare Somalians lying around?
                  Check the SA on Post Rd. right by the airport and get back to us on that.
                  Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                  • RyanM
                    TCS Homer
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 34470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
                    We should send them something to really get annoyed about...

                    We got any spare Somalians lying around?

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                    • Akromix
                      oat goat
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 23163

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mnstang View Post
                      i would drive right through it
                      And be crushed.
                      god damned tinypic.

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                      • CAMSS30
                        .
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 36850

                        #12
                        Thats a big snow man.
                        Buying muscle/sports cars/regular cars/trucks, send me info, I pay cash or credit card if that makes you feel better!

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                        • SmithEvo
                          Poppin' VTAK yo!
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 25468

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2 beer View Post
                          2beer FTW
                          Not at the table, Carlos.

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                          • MadMatt
                            _________________
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13317

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RyanM View Post
                            Are those what you call "Chicken Chasers"?

                            I went drifting through the capitols of tin
                            where men cant walk or freely talk
                            and sons turn their fathers in

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