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  • Fosters
    Typical white person
    • Sep 2006
    • 16014

    Dammit!





    It’s the end of the (punch) line for the Yugo
    Last car to roll out of the factory in Serbia on Thursday


    BELGRADE, Serbia - Why does a Yugo have a defroster on the rear window?

    To keep your hands warm while you push it.

    That's just one of the "Yugo jokes" about the cheap and much-maligned subcompact that won notoriety for being one of the worst cars ever exported to the United States.

    Now, the last Yugo, once the pride of communist Yugoslavia's automobile industry, will roll off its Serbian production line Thursday in the central town of Kragujevac.

    It will be missed here — but probably not in America.

    Soon after it hit the U.S. markets in 1986, selling for the bargain-basement price of just $3,990, the boxy Yugo was derided by American car magazines "as barely qualifying as a car" and "an assembled bag of nuts and bolts."

    Although it was a flop in the U.S., Yugo enjoyed iconic status in the former Yugoslav republics — something like the Volkswagen beetle in West Germany or the Trabant in East Germany.

    It was also exported to East European states, but not in the same numbers as to the U.S. mostly because the factory could not meet huge domestic demand.

    In America, owners complained of frequent engine failures and transmission problems — with the manual gear sticks sometimes detaching and ending up in their drivers' hands — in addition to passenger doors and trim parts going awol.

    When the U.S. Insurance Institute for Highway Safety conducted crash tests of 23 compacts in 1986, the car with the worst results was the Yugo, with $2,197 worth of damage in slow speed crashes against a flat barrier.

    Still, over 100,000 Yugo GVs — standing for Great Value — were sold in the U.S. before Yugo America — the company that imported it — went bankrupt and Washington imposed economic sanctions on Belgrade for fomenting ethnic wars in the Balkans in 1992.

    In the U.S., Yugo has made several joke appearances in Hollywood blockbusters such as Die Hard 3. Artists in America also found inspiration in the flimsy tin-can structure, turning it into something more useful — like a queen size bed or a kitchen stove.

    When sales started plummeting in the late 1980s, some U.S. dealers tried to clear their stocks by throwing in a free Yugo with an Oldsmobile or a Cadillac.

    "Of course, Yugo was never a BMW or a Cadillac, but I think most Americans did not know how to appreciate it," said Momcilo Spajic, a proud Serbian owner of a Yugo — one of the nearly 800,000 produced by the Zastava, or Flag, factory since 1980.

    "This is driving in its most natural form. You feel every bump, squeak and jolt, and one can enjoy the sweet smell of gasoline and exhaust fumes," he said. "No car can replace it."

    Zastava is finally stopping the production of Yugo because its new owners, Italy's Fiat, plans to start the assembly of its own compact, the Punto.

    As Zastava's workers prepared to bid farewell to their greatest commercial success so far, they have attached a handwritten sign on the tailgate of the last Yugo on the production line.

    It reads: "Cao, nema vise" — "Goodbye, no more."
    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
  • BBMustang514
    GRAPE DRANK :drool:
    • Jun 2008
    • 1779

    #2
    Yugo

    Igo

    We all go in a Yugo!!!

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    • Ruiner
      _________________
      • Nov 2002
      • 19896

      #3
      Had no idea they were still even being made.

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      • Mili M
        TCS Homer
        • Apr 2004
        • 4985

        #4
        My dad had one when we lived there!

        RIP Yugo!

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        • Jeffescortlx
          Frum roll
          • Jul 2003
          • 2003

          #5

          Look's like red dodge omni's in the back ground.

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          • IDriveRice
            LTDflower
            • May 2008
            • 2853

            #6
            Originally posted by Jeffescortlx View Post

            Look's like red dodge omni's in the back ground.
            Omni's

            Originally posted by Fernanernie
            Yeah Nik. I'm sure Kasey is going to want some action from you tonight with your hot pocket puking

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            • Scotty07
              Meh
              • Apr 2007
              • 19655

              #7
              Originally posted by RUINER View Post
              Had no idea they were still even being made.
              Dodge was building them.
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              • Scotty07
                Meh
                • Apr 2007
                • 19655

                #8
                Originally posted by Jeffescortlx View Post

                Look's like red dodge omni's in the back ground.
                Looks more like Yugos that did not get finished.
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                • Fosters
                  Typical white person
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 16014

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jeffescortlx View Post

                  Look's like red dodge omni's in the back ground.
                  wonder wtf those are, cause they sure don't look like the one in the pic (note the space behind the rear wheel difference) nor like a newer punto according to google images...

                  they kinda look like the old yugos a lil' tho... leftover parts?

                  Originally posted by punch
                  SFC is a bag of stupid.
                  Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                  • Jeffescortlx
                    Frum roll
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 2003

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fosters View Post

                    Ripp off of Omni and Rabbit.

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                    • Scotty07
                      Meh
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 19655

                      #11
                      Silver car looks like a Fiat Punti to me
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                      • Fosters
                        Typical white person
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 16014

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post
                        Silver car looks like a Fiat Punti to me
                        You old people need a discount on glasses...





                        headlights, front bumper, mirrors, wheel arches all different... well I guess if you look at the fact the punto can have 4 doors, 4 round wheels and comes in silver, I see your point...
                        Originally posted by punch
                        SFC is a bag of stupid.
                        Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                        • HerrKooled
                          TCS Homer
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 12060

                          #13
                          Originally posted by IDriveRice View Post
                          Omni's
                          horizon > omni

                          OH
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                          • HerrKooled
                            TCS Homer
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 12060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fosters View Post
                            wonder wtf those are, cause they sure don't look like the one in the pic (note the space behind the rear wheel difference) nor like a newer punto according to google images...

                            they kinda look like the old yugos a lil' tho... leftover parts?

                            wasn't in in soviet russia they made they same model year car for 20 years straight without any changes
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                            • Fosters
                              Typical white person
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 16014

                              #15
                              wouldn't surprise me. In romania you could buy a brand new carburated car in 2004... other than new grille and tail lights, almost identical to the 1969 renault 12 it was based on...
                              Originally posted by punch
                              SFC is a bag of stupid.
                              Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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