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  • Bmikkalson
    TCS Homer
    • Mar 2004
    • 3333

    Turtle man has IQ of .5

    MR,POWERS
    "Well now you know. Cops break laws all the time, luckily for them they aren't held accountable for most of their infractions."


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  • 01darkblueTA
    highest average street king
    • Oct 2006
    • 13415

    #2
    posting videos of your relatives FTW
    Jeremy
    Originally posted by Slow35th
    I have no idea what im doing yet.

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    • Gipper
      George W. Randolph
      • Apr 2006
      • 5227

      #3
      "I try not to smile 'cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw"

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      • svonasek
        TCS Homer
        • Apr 2007
        • 1641

        #4
        I couldn't help but hope that he would find that "water snake"

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        • TitaniumGT
          www.twolaneracing.com
          • Feb 2003
          • 11042

          #5
          That dude sure seems happy being who he is.
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          • Outlaw86'd
            bite it you scum
            • Aug 2007
            • 3301

            #6
            Originally posted by Gipper View Post
            "I try not to smile 'cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw"

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            • IDriveRice
              LTDflower
              • May 2008
              • 2853

              #7
              Oh crap

              Originally posted by Fernanernie
              Yeah Nik. I'm sure Kasey is going to want some action from you tonight with your hot pocket puking

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              • Pibbles
                Bork Bork Bork!
                • Sep 2008
                • 254

                #8
                YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW GIT GRAMMAW IN THER PICKEMUP TRUCK! We'z a gowin to a hootinanny. Durn turdle dun stowle my shawtgun.

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                • mark_eych
                  On the road to a new adventure
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1442

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TitaniumGT View Post
                  That dude sure seems happy being who he is.
                  I saw a commercial one day about a product that would improve your intelligence. I see men like this and want the product that will make me dumb as a rock for a few hours. The saw may have knocked his teeth out but the turtles have not bitten off his balls yet. It takes a pair to wade through a swamp like that. Go Turtle Man!

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                  • ejholmgren
                    TCS Homer
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1852

                    #10
                    I facebooked this to a friend that grew in in MO. Obviously she was offended ...
                    smoke gray cat mafia (Barn cat)

                    R.I.P. 1/4 mile cat. You died doing what you loved best ... running in front of cars going 120mph.

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                    • Biff Tannen
                       
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 10618

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gipper View Post
                      "I try not to smile 'cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw"
                      that's the video i want to see.

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                      • Crumpler
                        Never Satisfied
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 851

                        #12
                        Well, he is more famous than me

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                        • mark_eych
                          On the road to a new adventure
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1442

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Crumpler View Post
                          Well, he is more famous than me
                          Well well. We may be able to fix that. Are you willing to fish for muskies by swimming in deep water with lures taped to your balls?

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                          • KickAssFlash
                            TCS AutoX Driver
                            TCS Auto-X Driver
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11568

                            #14
                            Watching that made me think of the "Everyone in this room is now dumber..." quote from Billy Madison.

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