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  • sinSStr
    Pro lurker
    • Jun 2008
    • 27376

    Hooters chick owned (Safe for work)

    '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
    Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

    Originally posted by Outrun
    You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
    Originally posted by SVT5LITER
    I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
    R.I.P. Rockin'98!
  • T BONE
    UNCLE BEARD
    • Sep 2004
    • 11494

    #2
    Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
    i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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    • Akromix
      oat goat
      • Oct 2003
      • 23163

      #3
      yeah that's old as fuck.
      god damned tinypic.

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      • Drunko McMoppo
        Bloody Bill Brownlow
        • Aug 2003
        • 50752

        #4
        yea it is. fuck yoda.
        1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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        • Outrun
          Answer The Call
          • Aug 2003
          • 20755

          #5
          Hello.

          and welcome to 2002

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          • Jeffescortlx
            Frum roll
            • Jul 2003
            • 2003

            #6
            Well so did she sue and win or what?

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            • Scotty07
              Meh
              • Apr 2007
              • 19655

              #7
              She was not qualified to work there with those tits.
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              DISCLAIMER: Everything the above poster posts is for entertainment purposes only. If you are not entertained, go **** yourself!!

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              • yagllarouy
                banned
                • Feb 2008
                • 627

                #8
                WAY fucking old. like yEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Who am I? Follow the hints

                Hint #I drive a neon. And love TMAC address changer.

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                • sinSStr
                  Pro lurker
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 27376

                  #9
                  Does that make it any less funny?
                  '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
                  Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

                  Originally posted by Outrun
                  You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
                  Originally posted by SVT5LITER
                  I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
                  R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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                  • CCr
                    The penis has spoken.
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 10966

                    #10
                    for the billions and billions that already saw it, yes
                    Originally posted by xjfish
                    Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                    I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                    Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                    • Crumpler
                      Never Satisfied
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 851

                      #11



                      Herpes

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                      • kineda
                        Fuck your Subaru
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 29884

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LTDpower
                        You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                        Originally posted by ProRauder
                        I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                        • Dustball
                          My title here
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3251

                          #13
                          For those of you who were on pins and needles about this case-

                          05/09/2002 - Updated 09:52 AM ET

                          Former Hooters waitress settles toy Yoda suit

                          PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

                          Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant's parking lot in a blindfold.

                          But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

                          David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement's details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants."

                          After the stunt, Berry quit the restaurant and filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the restaurant's corporate owner, alleging breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.

                          The restaurant's manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools' joke.
                          When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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                          • MisterCMK
                            Montgomery C. Meigs
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 13910

                            #14
                            I'd lob it in her
                            LOOK HERE:
                            Originally posted by Pony5.0
                            but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

                            Originally posted by Nick
                            You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

                            Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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                            • bobstah
                              just wanna B my L on some T's
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 418

                              #15
                              i want to cut her head off for being a dumb bitch

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