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  • Roush
    Official Gap Tester!
    • Sep 2005
    • 1536

    This is what someone wants to wake up to!

    Some family stays at my house and this is how i get repaid!

    "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"
  • The Russinator
    TCS Homer
    • Apr 2003
    • 5648

    #2
    no good man. My sister hit my car a year ago and still has not paid me

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    • OffShore
      yes it floats
      • Nov 2005
      • 9995

      #3
      Originally posted by untouchable View Post
      Some family stays at my house and this is how i get repaid!

      Sucks man, guess its time to change your name
      11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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      • SmithEvo
        Poppin' VTAK yo!
        • Nov 2004
        • 25468

        #4
        If the family wasn't direct blood, it is permissible to kill them.
        Not at the table, Carlos.

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        • Roush
          Official Gap Tester!
          • Sep 2005
          • 1536

          #5
          nope they aren't blood related and im thinkin about it! They will be back this afternoon though. so we WILL be talking!
          "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"

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          • MisterCMK
            Montgomery C. Meigs
            • Dec 2004
            • 13910

            #6
            Why are the still breathing?
            LOOK HERE:
            Originally posted by Pony5.0
            but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

            Originally posted by Nick
            You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

            Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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            • MisterCMK
              Montgomery C. Meigs
              • Dec 2004
              • 13910

              #7
              Originally posted by SmithEvo View Post
              If the family wasn't direct blood, it is permissible to kill them.
              It is still permissible in some cases even if they are direct blood...
              LOOK HERE:
              Originally posted by Pony5.0
              but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

              Originally posted by Nick
              You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

              Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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              • HELLFYR
                Shelby-ing
                • Jul 2006
                • 3081

                #8
                It's all permissible with a deep enough and camoflaged grave... that sux

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                • ACRucrazy
                  banned
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 27924

                  #9
                  Wonder if they even know? How could you not!
                  That sux!

                  So who was it?
                  You have been banned for the following reason:
                  Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                  Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                  Originally posted by punch
                  SFC is a bag of stupid.
                  '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                  • Roush
                    Official Gap Tester!
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 1536

                    #10
                    dad's g/f's sister.

                    They are still breathing cuz they havent been here yet lol
                    "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"

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                    • ACRucrazy
                      banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 27924

                      #11
                      Originally posted by untouchable View Post
                      dad's g/f's sister.

                      They are still breathing cuz they havent been here yet lol
                      So is she hot?
                      You have been banned for the following reason:
                      Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                      Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                      Originally posted by punch
                      SFC is a bag of stupid.
                      '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                      • Roush
                        Official Gap Tester!
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 1536

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ACRucrazy View Post
                        So is she hot?
                        "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"

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                        • Grenade
                          TCS Homer
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 3659

                          #13
                          Originally posted by untouchable View Post
                          dad's g/f's sister.

                          They are still breathing cuz they havent been here yet lol
                          At least they admitted it. Or did you have to pull off a Sherlock? If they pay for the whole thing, then they can live.
                          Above all Roofing and Siding, call if you have hail damage. 612-490-8719

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                          • Fosters
                            Typical white person
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 16014

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Grenade View Post
                            At least they admitted it. Or did you have to pull off a Sherlock? If they pay for the replacement cobra bumper, fog lights and cobra hood (maybe the R?), then they can live.
                            '

                            I agree!
                            Originally posted by punch
                            SFC is a bag of stupid.
                            Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                            • Roush
                              Official Gap Tester!
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 1536

                              #15
                              they are paying for the whole thing, im not giving them an option
                              "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"

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