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  • CleanLX
    sno pro
    Admin
    • Mar 2003
    • 35005

    Caption this picture!

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    "Hi, Leaf Erickson right?... do have any idea how fast you were going back there before you bumped into my bumper?"
  • Mili M
    TCS Homer
    • Apr 2004
    • 4985

    #2
    Am I seeing this right?? Is that a bumper car....

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    • Bountang
      Slanteye-Rig Specialist
      • Jul 2006
      • 394

      #3
      LMAO....................officer ask, "young man do you have anything in the vechile? lord of the rings dvd, D & D or magic cards?

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      • CleanLX
        sno pro
        Admin
        • Mar 2003
        • 35005

        #4
        Originally posted by Mili M View Post
        Am I seeing this right?? Is that a bumper car....
        Correct.

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        • Southern
          Brougham
          • Jun 2005
          • 34553

          #5
          Why is there a bumper car on the road.
          ./ ____ _ _\.
          (]]]_ o _[[[)
          \o_FORD_o/
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          • Roast'em
            has posted this
            • Oct 2002
            • 5496

            #6
            that's a nice view from your office Mike.

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            • SwtNsxy95
              Its just an Exhaust leak......
              • Jun 2003
              • 6440

              #7
              I have a wild case of hemorriods, and it got away from the fair. True Story!



              or Im John Force, didnt you see my bunny hop?


              Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
              R.I.P Robert Smith 10-1-06
              "S&S"
              Prez - Team Y.P.R

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              • kineda
                Fuck your Subaru
                • Apr 2004
                • 29884

                #8
                "So you didnt think a crackhead selling a bumper car for $5 seemed suspicious?"


                "This is one of those just cuz you can doesnt mean you should things, now I need your license and proof of insurance you Carnie fuck!"
                Originally posted by LTDpower
                You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                Originally posted by ProRauder
                I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                • CleanLX
                  sno pro
                  Admin
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 35005

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CleanLXFox View Post
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                  Let me tell what melbatose is packing here, she's got 4:11 posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edlebrock intakes, bored over .30, 11:1 pop up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower...we're talkin some fuckin....muscle.
                  Last edited by CleanLX; 08-09-2007, 11:29 AM.

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                  • 95.0mark
                    MN is falling apart
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 21173

                    #10
                    Baby car is following mommy car home from the hospital.

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                    • HAULNSS
                      Northstar Detail Supply
                      • May 2003
                      • 11526

                      #11
                      "I'm just waiting for a friend to bring me some more batteries"




                      "So I'm just driving along......and this guy rams my car for no reason!"




                      "No, officer. This isn't a bumper car. It is a prototype PRIUS for really bad drivers"





                      "Al Gore says electric cars are the future. I'm driving green!"


                      Randy
                      1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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                      • Scotty07
                        Meh
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 19655

                        #12
                        "But officers, I was driving around the town counter clockwise and I never had one head-on collision!"
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                        DISCLAIMER: Everything the above poster posts is for entertainment purposes only. If you are not entertained, go **** yourself!!

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                        • CCr
                          The penis has spoken.
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 10966

                          #13
                          "no officer, as fun as it looks you shouldn't play chicken with a squad car"
                          Originally posted by xjfish
                          Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                          I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                          Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                          • 1moretoy
                            EAT SLEEP FISH
                            • May 2005
                            • 27018

                            #14
                            officer: Mr.Kellar, are you aware of how fast you were going

                            Mr. Kellar: Well sir, with a vert this badass it didn't think it mattered.

                            officer: Yes, It looks pretty bad ass, but, Mr.Kellar, I radared you at 7 mph.

                            Mr. Kellar: Pretty SAWEET ain't it?

                            officer: Let's try to pick up the pace a little bit, ok Mr. Kellar?

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                            • LES
                              Doing more with Les!
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 33157

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 1moretoy View Post
                              officer: Mr.Kellar, are you aware of how fast you were going

                              Mr. Kellar: Well sir, with a vert this badass it didn't think it mattered.

                              officer: Yes, It looks pretty bad ass, but, Mr.Kellar, I radared you at 7 mph.

                              Mr. Kellar: Pretty SAWEET ain't it?

                              officer: Let's try to pick up the pace a little bit, ok Mr. Kellar?
                              HAHAHAH

                              1ST. If I ever have a ponytail KICK MY ASS
                              2ND. IF I ever wear black socks with shorts KICK MY ASS
                              3RD IF I EVER HAVE A PONY TAIL KICK MY ASS
                              4TH I know that isnt me , Id never own a blue car.
                              It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
                              Andrew Jackson

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