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[CleanLX]

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"Hi, Leaf Erickson right?... do have any idea how fast you were going back there before you bumped into my bumper?"

[Mili M]

Am I seeing this right?? Is that a bumper car....

[Bountang]

LMAO....................officer ask, "young man do you have anything in the vechile? lord of the rings dvd, D & D or magic cards?

[CleanLX]

Am I seeing this right?? Is that a bumper car....

Correct.

[Southern]

Why is there a bumper car on the road.

[Roast'em]

that's a nice view from your office Mike.

[SwtNsxy95]

I have a wild case of hemorriods, and it got away from the fair. True Story!



or Im John Force, didnt you see my bunny hop?

[kineda]

"So you didnt think a crackhead selling a bumper car for $5 seemed suspicious?"


"This is one of those just cuz you can doesnt mean you should things, now I need your license and proof of insurance you Carnie fuck!"

[CleanLX]

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Let me tell what melbatose is packing here, she's got 4:11 posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edlebrock intakes, bored over .30, 11:1 pop up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower...we're talkin some fuckin....muscle.

[95.0mark]

Baby car is following mommy car home from the hospital.

[HAULNSS]

"I'm just waiting for a friend to bring me some more batteries"




"So I'm just driving along......and this guy rams my car for no reason!"




"No, officer. This isn't a bumper car. It is a prototype PRIUS for really bad drivers"





"Al Gore says electric cars are the future. I'm driving green!"


Randy

[Scotty07]

"But officers, I was driving around the town counter clockwise and I never had one head-on collision!"

[CCr]

"no officer, as fun as it looks you shouldn't play chicken with a squad car"

[1moretoy]

officer: Mr.Kellar, are you aware of how fast you were going

Mr. Kellar: Well sir, with a vert this badass it didn't think it mattered.

officer: Yes, It looks pretty bad ass, but, Mr.Kellar, I radared you at 7 mph.

Mr. Kellar: Pretty SAWEET ain't it?

officer: Let's try to pick up the pace a little bit, ok Mr. Kellar?

[LES]

officer: Mr.Kellar, are you aware of how fast you were going

Mr. Kellar: Well sir, with a vert this badass it didn't think it mattered.

officer: Yes, It looks pretty bad ass, but, Mr.Kellar, I radared you at 7 mph.

Mr. Kellar: Pretty SAWEET ain't it?

officer: Let's try to pick up the pace a little bit, ok Mr. Kellar?

HAHAHAH

1ST. If I ever have a ponytail KICK MY ASS
2ND. IF I ever wear black socks with shorts KICK MY ASS
3RD IF I EVER HAVE A PONY TAIL KICK MY ASS
4TH I know that isnt me , Id never own a blue car.