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  • Fosters
    Typical white person
    • Sep 2006
    • 16014

    Would you pimp it?

    I would:







    The two for one offer is a marketing gimmick older than the Shamwow and more compelling than than an amped up Oxiclean pitch. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe K-car offers both Town and Country, plus a but wait there's more Neon SRT4 engine. Will its price however, keep you from calling now?




    SRT 4 Chrysler Town and Country Turbo Woody Wagon - $6500 (Bethlehem)

    This started out as a clean 1987 Chrysler Town and Country, factory 2.2 turbo with all the options. A donor '05 SRT-4 provided the drivetrain, electronics, and brakes to turn this woody wagon into an amazing sleeper. Every option from the SRT-4 and the wagon is there, from ABS and remote entry to power front seats and A/C. The engine has been upgraded with a Stage 2 Mopar Performance ECU with Turbo Toys, a large front mount intercooler, and full 3" exhaust. This car is faster than an SRT-4, much more fun to drive, and half the price.

    It has been my daily driver for the past three years, the mileage started out at 26k and now shows 60k. The miles on the cluster are what the drivetrain has, the body started out at just over 100k. This has proven a very reliable car and has been on many long (500+ mile) road trips with no issues. The swap is very clean, people believe that it is factory if they don't know when the 2.4 was designed.

    I recently moved and no longer have space for two cars. This is currently my daily driver so it will continue to accrue miles. NO TRADES, reasonable offers will be entertained.
    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
  • Biff Tannen
     
    • Jul 2008
    • 10618

    #2
    Fuck yes.

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    • STROOSS
      Breaks Stuff
      • May 2009
      • 3157

      #3
      no
      Originally posted by lark-o
      everytime i have kfc it makes me shit uncontrolably and in between that the farts constantly make me have to wipe.

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      • 2baditsnotachev
        TCS Homer
        • Jul 2011
        • 2354

        #4
        Im not much for ricer stuff but yes I would I think its sweet.

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        • 84maro
          that guy
          • Sep 2008
          • 1387

          #5
          Hell yes.... I love sleepers

          jeff
          sacrifice a goat and then throw holy water on the valvetrain then proceed to rev to 7k and if it survives then god wills it.

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          • 5.0stang85
            Hater's be hatin'
            • Oct 2007
            • 7065

            #6
            YES that is a bad ass idea.. gonna have to mention the swap to my uncle with a CLEAN 90k mile 86 caravan...
            71 Dodge Demon Green/Blk big turbo slant 6 in progress
            83 GT Red/Blk HCI 306/ 3550/ 4.30 8.8
            93 LX Reef Blue/ Grey stock bolts on's/ T5/ 3.55 8.8

            Cooter's Coatings
            Hudson WI
            1-612-867-0725- Don "Harvey" Harvey http://cooterscoating.com/

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            • Turbohwagon
              Fhqwhgads
              • Dec 2008
              • 12835

              #7
              Yes, have seen before though.
              Godspeed, on the Devil's thunder.

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              • Slow35th
                Tuner 2.0
                • Oct 2006
                • 34114

                #8
                Originally posted by 5.0stang85 View Post
                YES that is a bad ass idea.. gonna have to mention the swap to my uncle with a CLEAN 90k mile 86 caravan...
                Brool story co.
                Junkyard 5.3
                726whp 9.82 @145 on 14psi

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                • RegalX
                  Model A Mafia
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3154

                  #9
                  yeah with the addition of some bike trays...

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                  • Nis
                    TCS Regular
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 612

                    #10
                    My folks had one of these piles in the early 90s. I can still remember being picked up by my dad numerous amounts of times from when it broke down.

                    Ahh, the talking car!

                    Awsome sleeper though!

                    Last edited by Nis; 09-02-2011, 07:27 PM.

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                    • sinSStr
                      Pro lurker
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 27376

                      #11
                      No.
                      '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
                      Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

                      Originally posted by Outrun
                      You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
                      Originally posted by SVT5LITER
                      I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
                      R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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                      • Notch
                        Trunkback Moostang
                        • May 2005
                        • 23574

                        #12
                        Id deliver pizzas in that shit.

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                        • MrsRigs
                          Rawr
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 6682

                          #13
                          Fuck no.
                          "There are not many things in life one cannot drink or kink their way through" ~bunni

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                          • Akromix
                            oat goat
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 23163

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 2baditsnotachev View Post
                            Im not much for ricer stuff but yes I would I think its sweet.
                            That's not a ricer you fucking idiot.
                            god damned tinypic.

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                            • Drunko McMoppo
                              Bloody Bill Brownlow
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 50752

                              #15
                              Yes, for $2500.
                              1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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