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  • 68GTO
    The Coach Z
    • Sep 2003
    • 15772

    Nissan + Sports Illustrated = WIN!



    Yeah, go ahead...razz me for posting this for you...
    faggots
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  • snakebyte130
    Snakebyte
    • Sep 2008
    • 611

    #2
    Liked the last one what would happen if I touch her? You would void the test and we would be here all day. Puts hand through smoke
    Byteme!

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    • Joe M
      Mustangless
      • Jul 2003
      • 18133

      #3
      What nissan?

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      • Newbomb Turk
        Insignificant and boring.
        • Apr 2005
        • 15538

        #4
        Lousy DSL + lousy computer = no vid watching.

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        • KickAssFlash
          TCS AutoX Driver
          TCS Auto-X Driver
          • Jul 2004
          • 11568

          #5
          Originally posted by Comment
          Not sure this is the right campaign for Juke. The only redeeming quality of these commercials is the good looks of the women, and folks interested in good looks have already ruled out the Juke.
          lol

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          • Miekk
            Tweak Everything!
            • Oct 2005
            • 4022

            #6
            Did he start the race with a yellow flag?
            BTW, that thing is UGLY!
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            • Scotty07
              Meh
              • Apr 2007
              • 19655

              #7
              At least the Juke is not suffering from low self-esteem as those models surely are.
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              • Sweet35th
                Tuning Deity
                • Oct 2002
                • 4768

                #8
                Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post
                At least the Juke is not suffering from low self-esteem as those models surely are.
                Not low self-esteem, but deffinatly low power.

                MR16DDT – 1.6-liter Direct Injection Gasoline (DIG™) DOHC 16-valve turbocharged 4-cylinder engine

                Horsepower – 188 hp @ 5,600 rpm

                Torque – 177 lb-ft @ 2,000 – 5,200 rpm
                Now I realize its only a 1.6L. But WTF use that lil motor when everyone else out there is running larger displacement 4cylinder turbo motors. The 2.0 EcoBoost engine in the 2012 focus ST is supposed to be around 247hp, and even the one in the Edge and Explorer is 230hp with 250lbs of torque.
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                • taank
                  TCS Homer
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 10278

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sweet35th View Post
                  Not low self-esteem, but deffinatly low power.



                  Now I realize its only a 1.6L. But WTF use that lil motor when everyone else out there is running larger displacement 4cylinder turbo motors. The 2.0 EcoBoost engine in the 2012 focus ST is supposed to be around 247hp, and even the one in the Edge and Explorer is 230hp with 250lbs of torque.
                  The juke runs a 1/4 in 15.2-15.7 sec. Not bad Considering a 3.5 altima is around 15
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                  • 98Julik
                    TCS Homer
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 2614

                    #10
                    Originally posted by taank View Post
                    The juke runs a 1/4 in 15.2-15.7 sec. Not bad Considering a 3.5 altima is around 15
                    Not to mention you can get them loaded with AWD for around 22k or base FWD for under 18k all with that lil turbo 4 all wile getting over 30mpg highway, not too bad if you ask me. Im actally contemplating trading my wife's 08 Altima in on one of these.
                    Originally posted by Fernanernie
                    It's like watching a fat girl in stretch pants and a thong dancing. Sooner or later, something is going to happen, it might not be pretty, but you can't help watching
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                    • Sweet35th
                      Tuning Deity
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4768

                      #11
                      Originally posted by taank View Post
                      The juke runs a 1/4 in 15.2-15.7 sec. Not bad Considering a 3.5 altima is around 15
                      Ok, im not really impressed with a 15.2-15.7 sec 1/4mile ET (my 72 chevy C10 with a 178,000 miles on it ran a 15.4 lol), but that's not really what surprises me here. The Altima 3.5 is only around a 15???
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                      • 68GTO
                        The Coach Z
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 15772

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post
                        At least the Juke is not suffering from low self-esteem as those models surely are.
                        It's one model. Still nice to view said model...
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                        • Fosters
                          Typical white person
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 16014

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sweet35th View Post
                          Ok, im not really impressed with a 15.2-15.7 sec 1/4mile ET (my 72 chevy C10 with a 178,000 miles on it ran a 15.4 lol), but that's not really what surprises me here. The Altima 3.5 is only around a 15???
                          That last bit doesn't sound right... A buddy of mine back in phx ran his wife's 6 speed manual maxima with the 3.5 and it was a very consistent 14.0. Damn quick for what they are. His wife ended the whole thing when he bolted up his slicks to it and broke a motor mount... supposedly the thing was quite a few hundred dollars.
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                          • SnorkelPatrol
                            Currently viewing smilies list
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 2100

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 68GTO View Post
                            It's one model. Still nice to view said model...
                            I like this package deal much better:





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                            • 68GTO
                              The Coach Z
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 15772

                              #15
                              Yes, that one was good also. I like the amount of screen time for the model in the Nissan spoofs. The Lexus piece was entirely too serious...
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