the greatest atv you brk fgts have ever laid your damn eyeballs on. you should have to pay to look at the machine. carved out of fuckin japanese cold hard steel!!! if you had a atv even half as cool as this one, your atv would be the best damn atv in the universe, EXCEPT for this fuckin atv!!!!!!!

Yeah, dont you feel dumb for even thinking you had something to compare to this prized, at one time so fuckin awesome it was banned, machine? yeah I didnt think so!!!
if you even had any idea of what you were looking at, you would still have no got damn clue what you were looking at!!!!!!
The reliability of this machine is second to none, except a fuckin rock! and even rocks can break. this bitch cant break! I beat it so badely for 90 damn miles in wis on rocky god damn trails and it said fuck you, and kept on going.
yeah you thought you had seen it all, until this pic slapped you in your face........

this machine is so damn cool that it is waiting for me in MN, idling! yeah, thats right bastards, this shit is idling in an undisclosed location waiting for me to one day return to ride it into hell to slap the devil in his bloody red face.
you think you are smart, thinking it will run out of gas? fuck off, it runs on fuckin tears!
this animal fears no larger machine, it still kicks ass at the front of the pack. alphahonda will haunt you......

most of you young bucks were not yet swiming up stream yet by the time this monster was terrorizing trails. hell, you may have been conceived on the utility rack!

Yeah, dont you feel dumb for even thinking you had something to compare to this prized, at one time so fuckin awesome it was banned, machine? yeah I didnt think so!!!
if you even had any idea of what you were looking at, you would still have no got damn clue what you were looking at!!!!!!
The reliability of this machine is second to none, except a fuckin rock! and even rocks can break. this bitch cant break! I beat it so badely for 90 damn miles in wis on rocky god damn trails and it said fuck you, and kept on going.
yeah you thought you had seen it all, until this pic slapped you in your face........

this machine is so damn cool that it is waiting for me in MN, idling! yeah, thats right bastards, this shit is idling in an undisclosed location waiting for me to one day return to ride it into hell to slap the devil in his bloody red face.
you think you are smart, thinking it will run out of gas? fuck off, it runs on fuckin tears!
this animal fears no larger machine, it still kicks ass at the front of the pack. alphahonda will haunt you......

most of you young bucks were not yet swiming up stream yet by the time this monster was terrorizing trails. hell, you may have been conceived on the utility rack!










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