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  • KrisR
    KNT-SHO
    • Dec 2002
    • 12737

    Itsa Hump Day

  • av6ateu
    TCS Gomer
    • Nov 2011
    • 7386

    #2

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    • Fernanernie
      Hot slut aficionado
      • Dec 2003
      • 50750

      #3
      Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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      • sinSStr
        Pro lurker
        • Jun 2008
        • 27376

        #4
        '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
        Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

        Originally posted by Outrun
        You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
        Originally posted by SVT5LITER
        I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
        R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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        • NOTNSS
          x
          • Mar 2004
          • 42731

          #5
          3 days to Italy

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          • HAULNSS
            Northstar Detail Supply
            • May 2003
            • 11526

            #6
            Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
            3 days to Italy
            1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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            • HAULNSS
              Northstar Detail Supply
              • May 2003
              • 11526

              #7
              Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

              But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
              street corner, day after day.

              With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
              what was most certainly to follow.

              "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

              "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and
              the hooker continued for days.
              He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

              And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

              One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
              husband on his jog!

              As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
              realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
              what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

              He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former
              Secretary of State.

              As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
              Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

              Sure enough, there was the hooker!

              Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

              Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for
              five bucks!?"
              1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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              • Fernanernie
                Hot slut aficionado
                • Dec 2003
                • 50750

                #8
                Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                • Fernanernie
                  Hot slut aficionado
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 50750

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                  3 days to Italy

                  I'll settle for here...

                  Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                  • Brownman
                    The underpowered one.
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 5853

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                    3 days to Italy

                    That is badass, a dream destinatinon for me for sure.

                    oh yeah, hump day ftw.
                    Aaron.

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                    • fordgirl77
                      TCS Homer
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 3694

                      #11
                      My pre eclampsia isn't improving. Blood pressure is 162/114 and my liver is showing signs of failing. Another night in the hospital coming up

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                      • MrsRigs
                        Rawr
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 6682

                        #12
                        "There are not many things in life one cannot drink or kink their way through" ~bunni

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                        • Fernanernie
                          Hot slut aficionado
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 50750

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fordgirl77 View Post
                          My pre eclampsia isn't improving. Blood pressure is 162/114 and my liver is showing signs of failing. Another night in the hospital coming up
                          I'm no doctor, but I think that doesn't sound too good
                          Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                          • KrisR
                            KNT-SHO
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 12737

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fordgirl77 View Post
                            My pre eclampsia isn't improving. Blood pressure is 162/114 and my liver is showing signs of failing. Another night in the hospital coming up

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                            • fordgirl77
                              TCS Homer
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 3694

                              #15
                              Well it went up to 196/115. Iv's freak me out a bit, that was right after they put the iv in my hand. They started a couple different meds though, so hopefully it goes down soon

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