Panda or butterface?

[Darkness]

[RNSF]

I was gonna say that its cheaper to fix fat than it is to fix ugly.

(btw, +1 for Einstein2v in round 1 for dramatic effect)

[einstein2v]

I was gonna say that its cheaper to fix fat than it is to fix ugly.

(btw, +1 for Einstein2v in round 1 for dramatic effect)

[ScotWithOne_t]

yeah this is a sensitive issue for him, and im concerned for him why he knows the "real" answer this

The real answer definitely depends on the severity of Panditis or Butterfaxia.

Let's start with Level One:

Level One Panda: muffin-top, some cottage cheese on the thighs, and arms that are a little jigglier than they should be. Still retains hourglass figure, but there's just more of it.

Level One Butterface: Sarah Jessica Parker.

Panda > Butterface.

Level Two:
L2P: Hourglass figure is replaced with concrete-pillar figure.
L2Bf: Sandra Bernhard

Panda = Butterface

Level 60:
L60P: You could lose your keys in her folds, and she sweats bacon grease, but still has a cute face you just want to snuggle up with.
L60Bf: Could be a neck down model, but has a face that would make a freight-train take a dirt-road. Think Michael Jackson's rotting head on your favorite pr0nstar's body. Definite paper-bag case.

Panda >?< Butterface.... hmmm..... This would depend on the availability of paper-bags.

[xjfish]

[einstein2v]

The real answer definitely depends on the severity of Panditis or Butterfaxia.

Let's start with Level One:

Level One Panda: muffin-top, some cottage cheese on the thighs, and arms that are a little jigglier than they should be. Still retains hourglass figure, but there's just more of it.

Level One Butterface: Sarah Jessica Parker.

Panda > Butterface.

Level Two:
L2P: Hourglass figure is replaced with concrete-pillar figure.
L2Bf: Sandra Bernhard

Panda = Butterface

Level 60:
L60P: You could lose your keys in her folds, and she sweats bacon grease, but still has a cute face you just want to snuggle up with.
L60Bf: Could be a neck down model, but has a face that would make a freight-train take a dirt-road. Think Michael Jackson's rotting head on your favorite pr0nstar's body. Definite paper-bag case.

Panda >?< Butterface.... hmmm..... This would depend on the availability of paper-bags.

oh snap oh snap

[Fernanernie]

The real answer definitely depends on the severity of Panditis or Butterfaxia.

Let's start with Level One:

Level One Panda: muffin-top, some cottage cheese on the thighs, and arms that are a little jigglier than they should be. Still retains hourglass figure, but there's just more of it.

Level One Butterface: Sarah Jessica Parker.

Panda > Butterface.

Level Two:
L2P: Hourglass figure is replaced with concrete-pillar figure.
L2Bf: Sandra Bernhard

Panda = Butterface

Level 60:
L60P: You could lose your keys in her folds, and she sweats bacon grease, but still has a cute face you just want to snuggle up with.
L60Bf: Could be a neck down model, but has a face that would make a freight-train take a dirt-road. Think Michael Jackson's rotting head on your favorite pr0nstar's body. Definite paper-bag case.

Panda >?< Butterface.... hmmm..... This would depend on the availability of paper-bags.

This post would be complete EPIC status if it included Scot w/ 1 T animated facial expressions

[ScotWithOne_t]

This post would be complete EPIC status if it included Scot w/ 1 T animated facial expressions

[Fernanernie]

[KrisR]

PANDA WATCH!!!

[COUGARCAT351]

No. Fat chicks give good head because they're hungry.

No, fat chicks give good head because they have to!!!

[68GTO]

(.Y.)

[Fernanernie]

(.Y.)

Saggy, bad boob job FTL

[SAMSONite]

I was gonna say that its cheaper to fix fat than it is to fix ugly.

Fat is a lifestyle and much harder to overcome then ugliness. In terms of surgery, which most fat fucks get cuz they're lazy to begin with... plastic surgery is a permanent fix. Lipo without a lifestyle change is a lost cause.

<butterface

[68GTO]

Saggy, bad boob job FTL

I'm talking real, nature made, firm, large variety. 38G