Never lose your grandson. A heart warming story.

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  • Newbomb Turk
    Insignificant and boring.
    • Apr 2005
    • 15538

    Never lose your grandson. A heart warming story.

    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

    He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
    "I've lost my grandpa!"

    The guard asked, "What's his name?"

    "Grandpa" the tyke replied


    The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

    The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits."
  • Mustangmatt
    The bobs...
    • May 2004
    • 10806

    #2
    Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

    He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
    "I've lost my grandpa!"

    The guard asked, "What's his name?"

    "Grandpa" the tyke replied


    The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

    The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits."
    Originally posted by Slow35th
    Your moms combustion chamber is great for forced induction.

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    • 84maro
      that guy
      • Sep 2008
      • 1387

      #3
      win!!!
      sacrifice a goat and then throw holy water on the valvetrain then proceed to rev to 7k and if it survives then god wills it.

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      • Punisher
        Overweight, Underpowered?
        • Aug 2004
        • 1218

        #4
        Nope. Didnt do it for me.
        97 AED Supercharged Cougar

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        • shock13
          TCS Homer
          • Oct 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Quit ruining the movie Crazy Heart for people.

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