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I have drank for the past 8 days....Not just your pussy ass drinking that I do back home. This has been 8 crazy nights....like hanukah, I think. I am starting school this Monday and I think I'm ready to stop drinking for a little while, but I hear there is something going on this Monday.....we will see. I have slept with my contacts in my eye balls more this week than ever in my life. My eyes feel like they could literally dry up and walk away from my eye sockets. When I'm finished tying one on for the evening I usually eat alot of food. Everything tastes good. Last night I ate a sandwhich made by yours turely that consisted of toasted wheat bread, american chesse, one dill pickel (whole, not cut up), grape jelly, and butter. And it tasted fantastic. If you are still reading this paragraph of nonsense than you truely need to rethink what the fuck you are doing. I know sure as hell I wouldn't read what this douche is writing. My last record for a good bender was four days. That was during school and it hurt, because I had to wake up for class everyday. This is different. No class. I can drink until 3, 5, fuck even 7 in the morning. Although this last week has consisted of little to no productive activity, I have managed survive on little to no sleep and up the antty each night. Alright, I won't pester you with my unpleasant long drawn out sucky story any more. Wow...I am going to bed early tonight. Weak. Thank you.
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