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  • bluchev
    E.R.E.
    • Oct 2007
    • 12863

    funny storey of the day.

    BUTTE, MONTANA


    Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders:
    Butte, Montana November 5, 2007


    Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia
    Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

    It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were inMontana
    and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
    Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the
    front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed
    his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

    Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first
    to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee
    crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
    When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before
    medical help could arrive.

    It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber
    handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim,
    50-year-old David 0Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to
    the chest.

    Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC
    news........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and
    herself......against two murderous, illegal immigrants......and she wins,
    She is still alive.
    Now that is Gun Control
    Thought for the day:

    Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a
    drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'
  • Turbohwagon
    Fhqwhgads
    • Dec 2008
    • 12835

    #2
    Fuckin WIN!!! I just shot my mossberg 500 today, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy know one just like it PWNed some boarder jumpin douche bags. 11 y/o female shooter makes it epic IMO.
    Godspeed, on the Devil's thunder.

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    • Paul Revere
      Classier than most ...
      • Jul 2008
      • 12706

      #3
      Good for her! Gun training and the proper use of guns goes a long ways.
      Originally posted by 01darkblueTA
      That's why I quit drag racing. Got too fat.
      Scuffin’ up your Nikes! Spittin’ on your whip!

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      • johnnysuede23
        5.0brah!
        • Feb 2008
        • 1382

        #4
        Nice story tough unfortunetly completely untrue.

        Rumor: Two armed "illegal aliens" perpetrating a home invasion were killed by an 11-year-old girl with a shotgun.

        Every day is a little better then the next.

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        • TransAmCamm
          TCS Homer
          • Aug 2009
          • 336

          #5
          It never made news because it NRA propaganda from 2007. Stir stir.
          You know when you walk into a bar and you see “that girl”, and know instantly she is out of your league? How does that feel, because I have no idea and never will.

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          • TransAmCamm
            TCS Homer
            • Aug 2009
            • 336

            #6
            Originally posted by johnnysuede23 View Post
            Nice story tough unfortunetly completely untrue.

            http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
            damnit you beat me by a few seconds.
            You know when you walk into a bar and you see “that girl”, and know instantly she is out of your league? How does that feel, because I have no idea and never will.

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            • sinSStr
              Pro lurker
              • Jun 2008
              • 27376

              #7
              Would've been pretty fucking cool.
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              I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
              R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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              • johnnysuede23
                5.0brah!
                • Feb 2008
                • 1382

                #8
                Originally posted by TransAmCamm View Post
                damnit you beat me by a few seconds.

                Every day is a little better then the next.

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                • Fernanernie
                  Hot slut aficionado
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 50750

                  #9
                  Originally posted by johnnysuede23 View Post
                  Nice story tough unfortunetly completely untrue.

                  http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
                  Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                  • Scotty07
                    Meh
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 19655

                    #10
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                    DISCLAIMER: Everything the above poster posts is for entertainment purposes only. If you are not entertained, go **** yourself!!

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                    • bluchev
                      E.R.E.
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 12863

                      #11
                      i lol'd.

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                      • Silver Bullit
                        The Transformer
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 2266

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post

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                        • tim
                          TCS Homer
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 15463

                          #13
                          Huge repost. Way to go.

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                          • TitaniumGT
                            www.twolaneracing.com
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 11042

                            #14
                            yeah I was gonna call BS. LOL
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                            AFR 165s, Cobra intake, FTI cam. NX N20
                            Best ET 11.2 @ 123 on the 100 shot.
                            446RWHP and 585RWT
                            1998 Atlantic Blue Cobra convertible(1 of 1 built)
                            Vortech S-trim
                            346rwhp and 314rwtrq

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                            • Outrun
                              Answer The Call
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 20755

                              #15
                              what the fuck is a storey?

                              Did your parents even let you go to school past the 4th grade? fucking retard.

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