my 12 days of christmas

[prostang92]

12 afr (+or- at wide open throttle)
11 seconds on street tires
10 seconds on slicks
9 inch posi
8 ricers crying
7 plymouths pouting
6 chevys chasing
5 inches of air under the frontsssssssss!
4 clean passes
3 power shifts
2 by runs

and a 1.xx 60 ft launch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Outrun]

Kwanzaa > christmas

[CleanLX]

How corny.

[Ruiner]

The only scenario I can picture here is a man that looks like Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation drunkenly singing this at the top of his lungs around a bunch of people who have no idea wtf he's talking about.

[Drunko McMoppo]

I want a turtle dove for the purpose of beastiality.

[Fernanernie]

Festivus