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  • Fosters
    Typical white person
    • Sep 2006
    • 16014

    Jesus Christ!



    Woman Named Jesus Christ Dumped From Jury Pool
    BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday.

    Court officials told The Birmingham News Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

    Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.

    Court administrator Sandra Turner said people there were shocked when the woman insisted her name was Jesus Christ and some potential jurors laughed out loud when her name was called.

    But Turner said unlike some Jefferson County residents, Christ didn't try to get out of jury duty and was "perfectly happy to serve."
    You can't make this shit up...
    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
  • 1moretoy
    EAT SLEEP FISH
    • May 2005
    • 27018

    #2
    For christ sakes

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    • Outrun
      Answer The Call
      • Aug 2003
      • 20755

      #3
      If I ever get called for Jury duty, I’m showing up in KKK garb.

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      • CleanLX
        sno pro
        Admin
        • Mar 2003
        • 35005

        #4
        Originally posted by 1moretoy View Post
        For christ sakes

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        • Ruiner
          _________________
          • Nov 2002
          • 19896

          #5
          Originally posted by article View Post
          Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.

          Well, duh.

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          • Southern
            Brougham
            • Jun 2005
            • 34553

            #6
            Well god damn.
            ./ ____ _ _\.
            (]]]_ o _[[[)
            \o_FORD_o/
            |__|.....|__|

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            • Rockin'98
              An ice devouring sex tornado.
              • Jul 2008
              • 4489

              #7
              Originally posted by RocFoc
              my evil plan is working... soon I shall add you to my harem
              http://s279.photobucket.com/albums/k...nt=prgg002.flv

              '98 Trans Am A4
              Not fast enough...

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              • sinSStr
                Pro lurker
                • Jun 2008
                • 27376

                #8
                Originally posted by 5to9 View Post
                Well, duh.
                Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.
                I was thinking the same.
                '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
                Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

                Originally posted by Outrun
                You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
                Originally posted by SVT5LITER
                I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
                R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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                • MaroonZ28
                  They stank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1530

                  #9
                  Only in alabama

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                  • tirenick
                    Pimp of Tires
                    Moderator
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6255

                    #10
                    Some one called me??


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                    • Scotty07
                      Meh
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 19655

                      #11
                      Maybe she is Messican and it is pronounced Hey-sus.
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