The Sunday Night Joke #12

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  • SVT5LITER
    Admin
    • Oct 2002
    • 44035

    The Sunday Night Joke #12

    Subject: Safari

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

    The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
    "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
    Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. _
    "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
    The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
    "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

    Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
    But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says....

    "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard." :smoking
    F/S: '94 Cobra, Rio Red/Saddle, 34.5K Orig Miles, Light Mods, 20yr Owner.

    WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS
  • Roast'em
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    • Oct 2002
    • 5496

    #2
    laugh out loud

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    • MetallicPony
      Moderator
      • Oct 2002
      • 14093

      #3
      eh, that was alright.

      tim, you used to have some funny ones, step it up! :p

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      • mnstang
        Bookending TCS
        • Oct 2002
        • 33500

        #4
        laugh out loud at robs comment

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        • SVT5LITER
          Admin
          • Oct 2002
          • 44035

          #5
          Originally posted by MetallicPony
          eh, that was alright.

          tim, you used to have some funny ones, step it up! :p
          Oh really... Well then I'll throw in a supplement for ya'....

          Subject: Too too drunk (bar tale)

          A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

          The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
          "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
          my customers!"

          "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
          With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
          F/S: '94 Cobra, Rio Red/Saddle, 34.5K Orig Miles, Light Mods, 20yr Owner.

          WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS

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          • mnstang
            Bookending TCS
            • Oct 2002
            • 33500

            #6
            lmfa!!!!!!!! louder!!!
            that wasn't even so much funny, as it was painful, seriously.

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            • SVT5LITER
              Admin
              • Oct 2002
              • 44035

              #7
              Originally posted by mnstang
              lmfa!!!!!!!! louder!!!
              that wasn't even so much funny, as it was painful, seriously.
              F/S: '94 Cobra, Rio Red/Saddle, 34.5K Orig Miles, Light Mods, 20yr Owner.

              WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS

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              • Steelgrave
                Guest
                • Feb 2003
                • 798

                #8
                Originally posted by SVT-5LITER
                Oh really... Well then I'll throw in a supplement for ya'....

                Subject: Too too drunk (bar tale)

                A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

                The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
                "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
                my customers!"

                "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
                With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
                hahahaha

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