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  • Jeffescortlx
    Frum roll
    • Jul 2003
    • 2003

    Silly ... People. I lol'd.

    Lottery hoax causes riot at Ohio coat store

    By MEGHAN BARR (AP) – 5 days ago

    COLUMBUS, Ohio — A woman being driven around in a rented limousine pulled up at a coat store and announced she'd won the lottery and would pay for everyone's purchases, police said, but she ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax.

    Angry customers threw merchandise around and looted, leaving the store looking as though a hurricane had passed through it, police said.

    Linda Brown was arrested Tuesday after an hours-long shopping spree that began when she hired a stretch Hummer limousine to drop her off at a Burlington Coat Factory store, police Sgt. Lt. Michael Deakins said. Brown walked to a cash register and loudly announced she had won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500, he said.

    "Well, of course, people like to hear that," Deakins said. "Apparently they were in line calling relatives who were not at the store and told them to come."

    People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people filled the aisles and another 1,000 were outside trying to get in, he said.

    "She was telling people she won $1.5 million," Deakins said. "But it ends up she didn't win anything. She had no money to pay for anything."

    About an hour later, Brown had the limousine driver take her to a bank to withdraw money, but she returned empty-handed, police Detective Steven Nace said. By then, store employees had called in two dozen police officers to handle the crowds.

    Shopper Candace Jordan said she told Brown she didn't need clothes, she needed help paying her rent.

    "And she said, 'How much is it?'" Jordan told WBNS-TV. "And she promptly wrote out a check."

    By the time employees realized Brown didn't have any cash to pay, police said, she already had taken off in the limo.

    That's when angry customers, realizing they weren't getting free coats, began throwing merchandise on the floor and grabbing clothes without paying for them, Nace said.

    "Everybody was like, 'I still want my free stuff,' and that started the riot," he said. "It looks like (Hurricane) Katrina went through the store."

    Police said they have no way of tracking down the customers who stole items and fled, but they're reviewing surveillance video.

    When the limousine driver realized he wasn't going to be paid the $900 Brown owed him for the day's rental, he turned her in to police, Deakins said.

    Brown, 44, was arrested on three outstanding warrants for aggravated menacing, misuse of a 911 system and causing false alarms. She was jailed late Wednesday, but no charges had been filed against her related to the coat store chaos pending a mental health evaluation.

    Police said they didn't know if Brown had a lawyer. No telephone number was listed under her name, and no one answered repeated phone calls at the Franklin County Jail.

    A spokeswoman for Burlington Coat Factory, which is based in Burlington, N.J., and has more than 300 stores across the country, said late Wednesday she couldn't comment on the incident.

    Copyright © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
  • Scotty07
    Meh
    • Apr 2007
    • 19655

    #2
    Funny, I did not even have to read this to know it would be a Burlington Coat Factory store.
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    • SFC
      I know drama
      • Jun 2004
      • 24976

      #3
      Fucking middle class white people. I swear.
      You stay classy Chet Beireis
      Originally posted by Paul Revere
      I can't wait for that ****** to take all the credit


      PITBULLS KILL KIDS!!!
      ROTTWEILERS EAT BABIES!!
      Celtic Mafia
      6.2L Mafia
      319whp of fury

      Anticipation is the bane of my existence.

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      • Fernanernie
        Hot slut aficionado
        • Dec 2003
        • 50750

        #4
        Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post
        Funny, I did not even have to read this to know it would be a Burlington Coat Factory store.


        I'm also guessing that Ms. Brown isn't white
        Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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        • kineda
          Fuck your Subaru
          • Apr 2004
          • 29884

          #5
          Originally posted by LTDpower
          You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
          Originally posted by ProRauder
          I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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          • Scotty07
            Meh
            • Apr 2007
            • 19655

            #6
            Hey Fillup....note the limo driver and cop...


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            • kineda
              Fuck your Subaru
              • Apr 2004
              • 29884

              #7
              Originally posted by Scotty07 View Post
              Hey Fillup....note the limo driver and cop...


              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMtzQrn5Tn4
              i cant watch from work but i dont even have to see to know they were the only white people in the story
              Originally posted by LTDpower
              You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
              Originally posted by ProRauder
              I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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              • Scotty07
                Meh
                • Apr 2007
                • 19655

                #8
                Originally posted by kineda View Post
                i cant watch from work but i dont even have to see to know they were the only white people in the story
                I know you don't text while at work, but had we been doing that I would have to say we pretty much nailed it.
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                • Jeffescortlx
                  Frum roll
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2003

                  #9
                  Just because you see the words riot, looted, Hurricane Katrina and "I still want my free stuff" does'nt mean you can make assumptions!















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                  • RNSF
                    F'n your sister
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 10022

                    #10
                    Seen this on the Wii news channel last week
                    LOL U MAD

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                    • Fernanernie
                      Hot slut aficionado
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 50750

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jeffescortlx View Post
                      Just because you see the words riot, looted, Hurricane Katrina and "I still want my free stuff" does'nt mean you can make assumptions!









                      *insert Heinnekin guy here *
                      Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                      • Fosters
                        Typical white person
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 16014

                        #12
                        Originally posted by punch
                        SFC is a bag of stupid.
                        Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                        • Outrun
                          Answer The Call
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 20755

                          #13
                          Wow, numerous amounts of black people acting like degenerate pieces of shit. Big shock there.

                          I don’t find that funny at all. That woman caused a shit load of trouble. Between her costing the store thousands in stolen clothing to having (yeah fuck you, I know she didn’t steal, but her behavior caused that situation to happen) to pay for the cleanup….such a class act. I hope their insurance covers that. I hope she has to pay restitution.

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                          • sinSStr
                            Pro lurker
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 27376

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nick View Post
                            Wow, numerous amounts of black people acting like degenerate pieces of shit. Big shock there.

                            I don’t find that funny at all. That woman caused a shit load of trouble. Between her costing the store thousands in stolen clothing to having (yeah fuck you, I know she didn’t steal, but her behavior caused that situation to happen) to pay for the cleanup….such a class act. I hope their insurance covers that. I hope she has to pay restitution.
                            Nail. You hit it. Right on the dome.
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                            You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
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                            I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
                            R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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                            • OrangeCrush 86
                              /yawn
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 10085

                              #15
                              Pathetic.

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