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  • crzy88lx
    I Rock Catholic Girls
    • May 2005
    • 3561

    some people...

    I come home to my roommate freaking about because there is a plastic garbage can in his room with piss in it.... Well I know nobody broke in the house and did that because i was home most of the day and nothing was stolen or anything... but he seems to think someone did. I’m positive that on Saturday night, he got up in the middle of the night in a drunken stoopur and pissed in his garbage can and doesn’t even remember. Note: he was fucked up saturday night to the point where he could barely talk....

    Although I won’t confront him on the matter because deep down, I think he knows it was him and not some random person that somehow got in my house undetected and did that. how could he not think that? why would someone break in to my house, and leave no signs of entry on any door or window, walk past the bathroom without stealing anything on the way and waltz in to his room and piss in his garbage can and then leave? fucking moron.
    Total happiness is being stroked and blown at the same time

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  • sinSStr
    Pro lurker
    • Jun 2008
    • 27376

    #2
    '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
    Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

    Originally posted by Outrun
    You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
    Originally posted by SVT5LITER
    I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
    R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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    • Spree B
      Maker of All Dumb
      • Sep 2008
      • 21439

      #3
      Originally posted by Slow35th
      No wai brah. Sausage. I love sausage.
      Originally posted by Slow35th
      Bring twins home anytime you want

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      • Notch
        Trunkback Moostang
        • May 2005
        • 23574

        #4

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        • Ruiner
          _________________
          • Nov 2002
          • 19896

          #5
          People that don't know their limits with alcohol =



          And by , I mean

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          • G2foxbody
            I am a cop-haired prick
            • May 2008
            • 4479

            #6
            I have a buddy like that..

            I make crashing look good

            It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
            Who serves beneath the flag,
            And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
            Who allows the protester to burn the flag.
            Originally posted by Notch
            Rusty doesn't just take care of the situation, he IS the situation
            450/490
            11.71 @ 121mph 1.7 60ft

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            • svonasek
              TCS Homer
              • Apr 2007
              • 1641

              #7
              Buy him a clothes hamper. Problem solved. No more pissing in the garbage can

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              • HAULNSS
                Northstar Detail Supply
                • May 2003
                • 11526

                #8
                After a night of drinking in St. Cloud, one of my friends at college did that.....right in front of everyone in our kitchen. He stood like he was at a urinal and just let it fly in the trash can.

                This was after he tried to cook a pizza....still in the package. :idiot:


                He was really drunk.
                1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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                • Southern
                  Brougham
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 34553

                  #9
                  I have never been that drunk.

                  Sheesh.

                  ./ ____ _ _\.
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                  • kineda
                    Fuck your Subaru
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 29884

                    #10
                    it seems your legendary parties with roommates continues.
                    Originally posted by LTDpower
                    You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                    Originally posted by ProRauder
                    I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                    • Drop Top
                      Slow is MY WAY of LIFE!!!
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 7691

                      #11
                      Originally posted by G2FOXBODY View Post
                      I have a buddy like that..
                      Geez, just point a red neon sign at me why don't you?
                      Originally posted by sinSStr
                      Jesus Christ. Only on TCS does a tips thread turn into an argument.

                      Originally posted by Slow35th
                      but having a 4v motor makes it a cobra

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                      • crzy88lx
                        I Rock Catholic Girls
                        • May 2005
                        • 3561

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kineda View Post
                        it seems your legendary parties with roommates continues.
                        yeah he got dropped off at about 3:30am...

                        yes i continue to not have the best of luck with these things called roommates. where are all the normal people?
                        Total happiness is being stroked and blown at the same time

                        https://www.facebook.com/IBuiltMine

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                        • Turbohwagon
                          Fhqwhgads
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 12835

                          #13
                          Tomorrow while he's gone, shit in his trash can.
                          Godspeed, on the Devil's thunder.

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                          • Drop Top
                            Slow is MY WAY of LIFE!!!
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 7691

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fiveohwagon View Post
                            Tomorrow while he's gone, shit in his trash can.
                            Bad five oh!!!

                            Originally posted by sinSStr
                            Jesus Christ. Only on TCS does a tips thread turn into an argument.

                            Originally posted by Slow35th
                            but having a 4v motor makes it a cobra

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                            • iamtheshaner
                              TCS Homer
                              • May 2008
                              • 3566

                              #15
                              If you haven't been drunk enough to piss either yourself or something other than a toilet... you just haven't been drunk.

                              a buddy of mine hooked up with this hot chick that ended up pissing in his closet all over his shoes. We later learned that wasn't the first time she had done that

                              Pour water on his crotch next time he's passed out. He'll realize what the deal is and leave you alone the next time he finds piss in unusual places

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