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sunday joke since TIM has gave up on em
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house looking for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's gone the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, I love you too."
into a house looking for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's gone the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey, I love you too."
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