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$180 dollar umbrella that can chop watermelons in half

09-15-2009, 11:40 AM

What do you get for the dude who has everything? An umbrella that doubles as a weapon.

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There's a video on that site showing a few demonstrations of how badass it is.

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09-15-2009, 11:41 AM

$180 dollar umbrella that can shop watermelons in half

Shop?
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09-15-2009, 11:48 AM

$180 aint that bad.
I might have to get one.

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09-15-2009, 11:55 AM

wow -

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09-15-2009, 12:23 PM

Umbrellas always break. I guess you have to pay 180 to get a decent one.
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09-15-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by LTDpower

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09-15-2009, 12:36 PM

I need this.

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No reason.
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09-15-2009, 01:53 PM

falls apart if it gets wet though.

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09-15-2009, 08:49 PM

You'd never sell a watermelon chopped up that badly.
Waste of money.

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