super happy just beat a 300z!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • xjfish
    siiiiiiick!
    • Jul 2006
    • 7357

    super happy just beat a 300z!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I'm out cruizin' for bitches in the Cam and I come across this d-bag in a mid-80s 300Z! Fuckin guy is just cruisin for a bruisin. I fuckin just had the ol Camry all fuckin tuned up, VAF just tweaked and shit - Even used a wideband on that crap. Timing is advanced 300* and shes running sweet. 3000 V-6 just ready to go. And so I get up after this stoplight, "Hey N***** face wanna race?!" Dude says yeah and I just frum-rolled the everliving piss out of him. Camry just performed excellent. I think its time for some Z-rated tires man. Beat him by half a cunt hair. It was awesome!! My shit is so OVERBUILT!!1 Its just begging for 30+lbs of boost to whoop on some mustangs!
    Anyone else have any war stories?
    1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera
  • Notch
    Trunkback Moostang
    • May 2005
    • 23574

    #2
    Alright.

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    • MrSelfDestruct
      Luctor et emergo
      • Nov 2005
      • 912

      #3

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      • Drunko McMoppo
        Bloody Bill Brownlow
        • Aug 2003
        • 50752

        #4
        I've had two random races when just cruising around...

        One was a few months ago, I was in the Malibu, I had a C5 pacing me, so I just sat next to him with my hand on the column shift, of course the second I figured he wouldn't do anything I take my hand off the shifter and he goes, by the time I get the car in second and going he had a half a car, a few seconds later I was in front of him, I got on the brakes and he got on the brakes hard, so hard it made me jealous since I was having brake fade stopping half as fast as him, he exited and that was it.

        The other one was probably 2-3 years ago when I was in my old Lebaron, some LT1 Camaro was near me but going a little slower so I slowly went around him, when I got just a little ahead he floored it so of course I did too, he never got in front of me, about 1/2 mile up at the red light both our windows were down and I heard his girlfriend giving him shit for losing, I would have said something cocky but she was fat as hell.
        1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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        • MisterCMK
          Montgomery C. Meigs
          • Dec 2004
          • 13910

          #5
          I heard you got beat by a Mach 1 in the Lebaron.
          LOOK HERE:
          Originally posted by Pony5.0
          but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

          Originally posted by Nick
          You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

          Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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          • Scotty07
            Meh
            • Apr 2007
            • 19655

            #6
            I raced myself and lost.
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            DISCLAIMER: Everything the above poster posts is for entertainment purposes only. If you are not entertained, go **** yourself!!

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            • Slow35th
              Tuner 2.0
              • Oct 2006
              • 34114

              #7
              i raced a navigator in the cavi last weekend. it was dead even.
              Junkyard 5.3
              726whp 9.82 @145 on 14psi

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              • RyanM
                TCS Homer
                • Jun 2005
                • 34470

                #8
                Ive never won a race it must be pretty intense

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                • HerrKooled
                  TCS Homer
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 12060

                  #9
                  this could be a close encounter
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                  • Slow35th
                    Tuner 2.0
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 34114

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RyanM View Post
                    Ive never won a race it must be pretty intense
                    new sig...thanks
                    Junkyard 5.3
                    726whp 9.82 @145 on 14psi

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                    • Paul Revere
                      Classier than most ...
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 12706

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Slow35th View Post
                      new sig...thanks
                      Originally posted by 01darkblueTA
                      That's why I quit drag racing. Got too fat.
                      Scuffin’ up your Nikes! Spittin’ on your whip!

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                      • X32 lARO
                        Your Wisdom Is Profound.
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 2868

                        #12
                        Congrats to all you winners.
                        TurkeyLick ItThe Idiot Test Screw Her GentlyPrison SexConcentrationPing Pong Are You Dumb?

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                        • X32 lARO
                          Your Wisdom Is Profound.
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 2868

                          #13
                          I beat a 280Z with my Volvo T5R.
                          TurkeyLick ItThe Idiot Test Screw Her GentlyPrison SexConcentrationPing Pong Are You Dumb?

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                          • Blackcobra
                            Rockin out with my Hawk out
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 122

                            #14
                            the only thing you beat is some other guys meat

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                            • HerrKooled
                              TCS Homer
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12060

                              #15
                              X32 lARO sucked my dick.
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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