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  • OffShore
    yes it floats
    • Nov 2005
    • 9995

    Stupidest car quotes

    I heard one last night the inspired this thread.

    Quote and author:

    "Riding in a sprayed Cobra is like riding in a Vtec when the spray hits" quote from Ryans passenger last night.
    11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

  • Fernanernie
    Hot slut aficionado
    • Dec 2003
    • 50750

    #2
    Originally posted by OffShore View Post
    I heard one last night the inspired this thread.

    Quote and author:

    "Riding in a sprayed Cobra is like riding in a Vtec when the spray hits" quote from Ryans passenger last night.


    "The turbo forces the unburned exhaust back through the engine to get burned" -- Some kid explaining a turbo'd car to his 'girlfriend'
    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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    • ACRucrazy
      banned
      • Mar 2004
      • 27924

      #3
      Riding in a Neon at 160mph is like being strapped to a jet engine as you pass played out cobras in your rainbow powered chariot.

      -ACRucrazy
      You have been banned for the following reason:
      Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
      Date the ban will be lifted: Never


      Originally posted by punch
      SFC is a bag of stupid.
      '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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      • my1stang
        TCS Homer
        • Aug 2006
        • 803

        #4
        Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post


        "The turbo forces the unburned exhaust back through the engine to get burned" -- Some kid explaining a turbo'd car to his 'girlfriend'
        I'm the most mechanically declined person out there and I find that hilarious

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        • SFC
          I know drama
          • Jun 2004
          • 24976

          #5
          Flux capacitor /thread
          You stay classy Chet Beireis
          Originally posted by Paul Revere
          I can't wait for that ****** to take all the credit


          PITBULLS KILL KIDS!!!
          ROTTWEILERS EAT BABIES!!
          Celtic Mafia
          6.2L Mafia
          319whp of fury

          Anticipation is the bane of my existence.

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          • shineynitelite
            TURBO SPINNINNNN
            • May 2006
            • 5715

            #6
            Originally posted by FortiethStang
            Shagwag, were you in the car craft auto x last year? I remember a wagon running the course..

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            • Newbomb Turk
              Insignificant and boring.
              • Apr 2005
              • 15538

              #7
              Bad link.

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              • sport the war
                لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
                • Dec 2004
                • 17482

                #8
                Mecum last night had a fucking hilarious quote. "This corvette has a modified engine system"

                Originally posted by CAMSS30
                I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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                • Fernanernie
                  Hot slut aficionado
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 50750

                  #9
                  Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                  • SFC
                    I know drama
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 24976

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                    I'd say that's pretty fucking win. Managed to flip the trailer without taking the car with it. That takes some skill.
                    You stay classy Chet Beireis
                    Originally posted by Paul Revere
                    I can't wait for that ****** to take all the credit


                    PITBULLS KILL KIDS!!!
                    ROTTWEILERS EAT BABIES!!
                    Celtic Mafia
                    6.2L Mafia
                    319whp of fury

                    Anticipation is the bane of my existence.

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                    • SDK
                      #1McMoppoFan
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 12342

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                      I did the exact thing. I was driving a reg cab 1500 pulling a bobcat trailer with a pipe rack. The rack was loaded with large pipe and the trailer started swaying right away. The trailer hit the grass and rolled. the truck was hanging by the tongue just like the pic. The tongue was twisted 180*. The tow truck guy only hit a few times with a hammer and the truck fell.

                      We usually put half the pipe on the pick up but for some reason we did not that day.

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                      • CAMSS30
                        .
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 36850

                        #12
                        Quote by many: "Baddest car in the land".
                        Buying muscle/sports cars/regular cars/trucks, send me info, I pay cash or credit card if that makes you feel better!

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                        • xjfish
                          siiiiiiick!
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 7357

                          #13
                          "JUST WAIT TILL MY VTEC KICKS IN!"
                          1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera

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                          • 01darkblueTA
                            highest average street king
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 13415

                            #14
                            it pulled up the page of all offshores posts


                            -shiney
                            Jeremy
                            Originally posted by Slow35th
                            I have no idea what im doing yet.

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                            • Scotty07
                              Meh
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 19655

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 01darkblueTA View Post
                              it pulled up the page of all offshores posts


                              -shiney
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                              DISCLAIMER: Everything the above poster posts is for entertainment purposes only. If you are not entertained, go **** yourself!!

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