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  • ACRucrazy
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    • Mar 2004
    • 27924

    What if your woman gave birth to twins...

    And the father of the each twin was different..

















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    Originally posted by punch
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  • Biff Tannen
     
    • Jul 2008
    • 10618

    #2
    A girl I know recently gave birth to twins and the doctors beleived that they had seperate fathers, since she was unsure of the father and had multiple choices. Turns out they were the white guys kids. I would have made fun of her if it happened the other way.

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    • YouNeverSawMeHere
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      • Jul 2004
      • 9057

      #3
      hmm.... 20yr old and a 44yr old... and her older sons are 4 and 6....
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      • ACRucrazy
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        • Mar 2004
        • 27924

        #4
        Originally posted by YouNeverSawMeHere View Post
        hmm.... 20yr old and a 44yr old... and her older sons are 4 and 6....
        Exactly...
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        Originally posted by punch
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        • kineda
          Fuck your Subaru
          • Apr 2004
          • 29884

          #5
          says the clan will grow even larger in August

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          • bluchev
            E.R.E.
            • Oct 2007
            • 12863

            #6
            WHORE.

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            • Stormwalker
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              Moderator
              • Mar 2004
              • 21617

              #7
              Besides its amazing twist, the story also has a mystery: The other father's identity isn't being released. And it has a surprise: Washington, who has a 4-year-old son from a different father, says the clan will grow even larger in August.
              So how many fathers of kids are there in total? Three? Sounds like a picture perfect family.

              Where is she finding these fathers? The Houston school for the blind?

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              • bluchev
                E.R.E.
                • Oct 2007
                • 12863

                #8
                Originally posted by Stormwalker View Post
                So how many fathers of kids are there in total? Three? Sounds like a picture perfect family.

                Where is she finding these fathers? The Houston school for the blind?

                pshh you'd open the hatch, lay that big chocolate woman down and beat it up, dont lie.

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                • 93SVT
                  CLEVON
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 7226

                  #9
                  I wonder if she’s on govt assistance?

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                  • 1BADRZ28
                    X235
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 5189

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 93SVT View Post
                    I wonder if she’s on govt assistance?
                    Atleast she might get child support for one of them. If he has a job..........she thinks of it as having a free kid

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                    • MrsRigs
                      Rawr
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 6682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bluchev View Post
                      WHORE.
                      This.
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                      • Iroc-Z
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 4993

                        #12
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                        • Fernanernie
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 50750

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 93SVT View Post
                          I wonder if she’s on govt assistance?
                          Well if I were a betting man ...
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                          • crzy88lx
                            I Rock Catholic Girls
                            • May 2005
                            • 3561

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ACRucrazy View Post
                            And the father of the each twin was different..


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