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  • LS1Z28
    TCS Homer
    • Aug 2005
    • 2392

    Press secretary

    Seriously, WTF is this dude's issue?

    I'm sitting at home today and I'm watching C-SPAN right now. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has been doing his best to speak for the past 15 minutes and the only times he doesn't answer with, "Uh... Um... Uh... I think... Um... er...," is when he just states, "I don't know... I'll have to have someone get me that answer and I'll get back with you."

    Don't get me wrong, telling someone you'll get back with them with an answer is a good thing when you don't know. However, muddling through answer after answer with endless streams of uhs and ums separated by small corporate line bullshit is fucking rediculous.

    It's much like when Lois was running for office on Family Guy answering any questions she didn't know with "9/11" and "Terrorism."

    I think the President would be doing a ton better if he didn't have idiots like Robert Gibbs and Joe Biden speaking on camera. Obama is a much better speaker, which is why it surprises me he has such a bumbling moron as a press secretary.
    Originally posted by CAMSS30
    Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.
  • kineda
    Fuck your Subaru
    • Apr 2004
    • 29884

    #2
    so you are sitting at home watching cspan huh?
    Originally posted by LTDpower
    You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
    Originally posted by ProRauder
    I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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    • NOTNSS
      x
      • Mar 2004
      • 42731

      #3
      who cares

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      • LS1Z28
        TCS Homer
        • Aug 2005
        • 2392

        #4
        Originally posted by kineda View Post
        so you are sitting at home watching cspan huh?
        I'm home because I've re-injured my shoulder and am on too much vicodine to drive. Being on vicodine makes C-SPAN tolerable.
        Originally posted by CAMSS30
        Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.

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        • HAULNSS
          Northstar Detail Supply
          • May 2003
          • 11526

          #5
          Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
          Obama is a much better speaker (with a teleprompter), which is why it surprises me he has such a bumbling moron (who doesn't use a teleprompter) as a press secretary.
          (fixed)

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          • kineda
            Fuck your Subaru
            • Apr 2004
            • 29884

            #6
            Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
            Being on vicodine makes C-SPAN tolerable.
            i guess not if you are getting pissed off about it. throw some pr0n on and pop another pill.
            Originally posted by LTDpower
            You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
            Originally posted by ProRauder
            I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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            • Fosters
              Typical white person
              • Sep 2006
              • 16014

              #7
              Originally posted by HAULNSS View Post
              (fixed)

              gotta give credit where it's due, even w/o a teleprompter obama can speak better than gibbs or biden... biden is a gaffe machine, gibbs is just downright incompetent for the job.
              Originally posted by punch
              SFC is a bag of stupid.
              Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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              • Max Power
                PierreGustaveToutantBeaur egard
                • Apr 2004
                • 13086

                #8
                I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the corporate line of bullshit offered up by press secretaries a year ago was never mentioned then.

                Couldn't be situational, could it?

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                • LS1Z28
                  TCS Homer
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 2392

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Max Power View Post
                  I am shocked, SHOCKED, that the corporate line of bullshit offered up by press secretaries a year ago was never mentioned then.

                  Couldn't be situational, could it?
                  I'm not disputing him using the corporate messages, I'm discussing his inability to form logical and understandable sentences between those messages. His isn't good at thinking on his feet. He's one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen represent ANY politician or celebrity regarless of partisan affliliation.

                  I honestly feel Obama would be better off having Jeremiah Wright as his press secretary, even with his hate the white-man rhetoric.
                  Originally posted by CAMSS30
                  Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.

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                  • Max Power
                    PierreGustaveToutantBeaur egard
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 13086

                    #10
                    I think probably the most important thing in a press secretary is to not say something even remotely construed as stupid, as it seems these days everybody is on hyper alert.

                    They probably stutter a lot because they are trying to think if what they are gonna say is going to be taken out of context or the wrong way. When McLellen wasn't repeating the same corporate line over and over again, he was stammering too.

                    Others weren't as bad.

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                    • fuzzy moonunit
                      TCS Homer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4860

                      #11
                      Bring back Ari Fleischer. Gibbs is a massive tool shed.

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                      • HorseDreams
                        -=Snake Charmer=-
                        • May 2006
                        • 535

                        #12
                        Gibbs is a total lame ass lying tool, lucky for the Dems that the press rarely ask him anything of real substance.

                        Scare Spray?

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                        • MisterCMK
                          Montgomery C. Meigs
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 13910

                          #13
                          All politicians are lying shit heads.
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