Possible Hinckley Release

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  • retics4me
    Lightning Freak
    • Aug 2003
    • 725

    Possible Hinckley Release

    Possible Hinckley Release
    You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.

    Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.
    Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted:

    To: John Hinckley

    From: John McCain


    My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your
    recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus
    of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

    My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how
    the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete
    recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.


    Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain

    PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
  • sport the war
    لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
    • Dec 2004
    • 17482

    #2
    I should watch twister.

    Originally posted by CAMSS30
    I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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    • kineda
      Fuck your Subaru
      • Apr 2004
      • 29884

      #3
      meh.
      Originally posted by LTDpower
      You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
      Originally posted by ProRauder
      I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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      • Outlaw86'd
        bite it you scum
        • Aug 2007
        • 3301

        #4

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        • Mustangmatt
          The bobs...
          • May 2004
          • 10806

          #5
          i loled hard core
          Originally posted by Slow35th
          Your moms combustion chamber is great for forced induction.

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          • Scotty07
            Meh
            • Apr 2007
            • 19655

            #6
            What would be kinda cool is if it were true and then he really did look into it.
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