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  • lasered
    TCS Homer
    • Sep 2006
    • 1773

    :facepalm: of the week

    Camelot it’s not. Upon heads of state meeting for the first time in official capacity, it is customary to exchange gifts as tokens of friendship between the countries involved. Gordon…


    Upon heads of state meeting for the first time in official capacity, it is customary to exchange gifts as tokens of friendship between the countries involved.

    Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of Great Britain seemed to get the sincerity and solemnity of the occasion.

    Mr. Brown gave Obama an ornamental pen holder constructed from the timbers of the anti-slavery ship HMS Gannet, once also named HMS President.

    He also gave a framed commission for the HMS Resolute. The desk in the Oval Office is itself made from the timbers of the HMS Resolute. The Resolute has symbolic history between the two countries.

    Lastly, Mr. Brown gave Obama a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Winston Churchill, written by Sir Martin Gilbert.

    The thoughtfulness and symbolism of these tokens of friendship given by our most treasured ally cannot be understated.

    Of course, President Obama would have to reciprocate with something uniquely special to underscore our uniquely special bond to Great Britain, no?

    Apparently not.

    President Obama's well thought out gesture was a 25 DVD set of classic American films.

    Go ahead.. Read that again.

    Obama gave the Prime Minister of England something which probably could be purchased from Amazon.com, or found at a flea market.

    Now just imagine if George Bush had done this.
    Originally posted by Fosters
    My mustang is powered by Chuck Norris and runs on baby tears.
  • ACRucrazy
    banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 27924

    #2
    in
    You have been banned for the following reason:
    Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
    Date the ban will be lifted: Never


    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
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    • GoldenPlump
      TCS Homer
      • Jan 2004
      • 6863

      #3
      Really doesn't matter.

      Gifts from taxpayer's $ is kind of retarded, and I'm glad he didn't do anything extravigant....Imagine the negative press if he gave away some $10,000 pen holder made from the cross that crucified jesus.

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      • Mustangmatt
        The bobs...
        • May 2004
        • 10806

        #4
        omfg hahahha
        Originally posted by Slow35th
        Your moms combustion chamber is great for forced induction.

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        • Fosters
          Typical white person
          • Sep 2006
          • 16014

          #5
          I think this one tops it...




          Clinton Goofs on Russian Translation, Tells Diplomat She Wants to 'Overcharge' Ties
          Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gives Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov a gift bearing an incorrect translation -- one that implies hostility, rather than peacemaking.


          Note to self: When trying to improve ties with a former Cold War-era foe, check a dictionary.

          Secretary of State Hillary Clinton learned that lesson the hard way Friday when she presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a gift bearing an incorrect translation -- one that implied hostility, rather than peacemaking.

          Clinton presented Lavrov with a gift-wrapped red button, which said "Reset" in English and "Peregruzka" in Russian. The problem was, "peregruzka" doesn't mean reset. It means overcharged, or overloaded.

          And Lavrov called her out on it.

          "We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?" Clinton asked Lavrov.

          "You got it wrong," Lavrov said. "This says 'peregruzka,' which means overcharged."

          The two top diplomats, who met in Geneva, laughed and Clinton explained: "We won't let you do that to us, I promise."

          Clinton said earlier she was presenting the gift because it "represents what President Obama and Vice President Biden and I have been saying and that is, 'We want to reset our relationship.' And so we will do it together."

          Clinton adviser Philippe Reines said the typo would be fixed, noting that the correct translation for "reset" is only a couple letters off.

          "Since we're all learning a little Russian today, Opechatka is Russian for typo. So the 'Opechatka' is being fixed, the gift will correctly read 'Perezagruzka,'" he said.
          this bitch is gonna get us all killed...
          Originally posted by punch
          SFC is a bag of stupid.
          Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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          • TitaniumGT
            www.twolaneracing.com
            • Feb 2003
            • 11042

            #6
            Maybe he had to go somewhere that accepts EBT?
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            • kineda
              Fuck your Subaru
              • Apr 2004
              • 29884

              #7
              prolly bootlegged sharpie labeled memorex
              Originally posted by LTDpower
              You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
              Originally posted by ProRauder
              I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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              • Scotty07
                Meh
                • Apr 2007
                • 19655

                #8
                The Commander-in- probably pirated those bitches.
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