16 things your grocer won't tell you

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  • punch
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    • Oct 2002
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    16 things your grocer won't tell you

    1. If you hate crowds and lines, shop at dinnertime (5 to 9 p.m.) or even later. Only 4 percent of shoppers hit the aisles between 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. Least-crowded day of the week? Wednesday.

    2. Go ahead and reach way back for the fresh milk. Everybody does.

    3. Coupons with a bar code are easy to scan. The other ones take an eternity. But if you're willing to wait …

    4. That star fruit has been here a lot longer than the broccoli. Familiar produce turns over more quickly than exotic things.

    5. "The more products you see, the more you are likely to buy," says Marion Nestle, author of What to Eat. "That's why the aisles are so long and the milk is usually in the far corner."

    6. Like employees with a good attitude? Shop at chains that are employee-owned, suggest customer-satisfaction surveys. When employees have a stake in the profits, it shows in their attitude.

    7. The "grazers" order food at the deli, eat it as they're shopping, and get rid of the wrappers before they check out. We also call that stealing.
    8. I'm not just selling groceries, I'm selling real estate. Look high and low-literally-for good values from smaller manufacturers who can't afford to stock their products in the eye-level sweet spot.

    9. We're marketing to your kids too. That's why we put the rainbow-colored cereals and other kiddie catnip at their eye level.

    10. Be wary of "specials." When people see signs with numbers-"8 for $10!" "Limit: 5 per customer"—they buy 30 to 100 percent more than they otherwise might have.

    11. The baby formula is locked up because thieves resell it on the black market. Ditto for the cough and cold medications, smoking-cessation products, razor blades, and batteries.

    12. Driving your Ferrari to the Piggly Wiggly and want to avoid shopping-cart dents? Park far, far away.

    13. You'll end up tossing 12 percent of what you buy.

    14. Dig and reach for the freshest produce. Older merchandise gets pushed to the front of the bin and spread across the top to encourage customers to take it first.

    15. Signs of a store in trouble: Stocking fewer perishable items, storing non-perishables in refrigerated cases to make them look full, and "dummying up" shelves with empty boxes. If we were offering the best prices and highest quality, wouldn't there be more people shopping here?

    16. I'm not getting rich here. After-tax net profit for the grocery industry is less than 2 percent, and by the end of 2013, the Food Marketing Institute, an industry group, predicts annual average wages will be just $18,000.
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  • orange88
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    • Aug 2005
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    #2
    Originally posted by punch View Post
    16. I'm not getting rich here. After-tax net profit for the grocery industry is less than 2 percent, and by the end of 2013, the Food Marketing Institute, an industry group, predicts annual average wages will be just $18,000.
    WOW THATS CRUMMY
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    • Drunko McMoppo
      Bloody Bill Brownlow
      • Aug 2003
      • 50752

      #3
      Originally posted by orange88 View Post
      WOW THATS CRUMMY
      I'm sure they're factoring in the 15 year olds pushing carts, among all the other low hour part timer workers.

      Any dipshit can get $20/hr at a union store.
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      • darkdan
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        • Jun 2005
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        #4
        Originally posted by punch View Post

        14. Dig and reach for the freshest produce. Older merchandise gets pushed to the front of the bin and spread across the top to encourage customers to take it first.
        A lot of times this can backfire because lazy high school kids don't follow the rules on product rotation and just put the new stuff in the front. So that back item may be VERY old.
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        • 95.0mark
          MN is falling apart
          • Jan 2005
          • 21173

          #5
          Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
          I'm sure they're factoring in the 15 year olds pushing carts, among all the other low hour part timer workers.

          Any dipshit can get $20/hr at a union store.
          true, there was a chain in CA on strike once, Albertsons, and the picketers were outside for months and I guess the cashiers were making 25/hr

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          • Ruiner
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            • Nov 2002
            • 19896

            #6
            All true. And I agree with Mark about how they get their "average salary". I made half of that last year and I'm just a part time shithead working 1 or 2 days a week.

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            • Drunko McMoppo
              Bloody Bill Brownlow
              • Aug 2003
              • 50752

              #7
              I agree with Brian's agreement with me. If I had time I would work part time at a grocery store.
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              • Ruiner
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                • Nov 2002
                • 19896

                #8
                I agree with Marks agreement of my agreement with him. It's a great part time gig and that's why I can't get rid of it.

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                • 95.0mark
                  MN is falling apart
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 21173

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                  I agree with Brian's agreement with me. If I had time I would work part time at a grocery store.
                  I agree with Mark realizing brian also knows whats up, in turn, having 3 people now who know how they come to that yearly dollar amount.

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                  • T BONE
                    UNCLE BEARD
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 11494

                    #10
                    :justheretofuckuptherotation:
                    Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
                    i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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                    • Drunko McMoppo
                      Bloody Bill Brownlow
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 50752

                      #11
                      I agree with Mark and Brian's agreement with me as well as my agreement with them.
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                      • Fernanernie
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 50750

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                        I agree with Brian's agreement with me. If I had time I would work part time at a grocery store.
                        I agree with your statement agreeing with Brians' statement. There is at least one more member here on TCS that works at a grocery store and he seems to do pretty good financially. Maybe it's just his lady that pays for everything
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                        • Drunko McMoppo
                          Bloody Bill Brownlow
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 50752

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                          I agree with your statement agreeing with Brians' statement. There is at least one more member here on TCS that works at a grocery store and he seems to do pretty good financially. Maybe it's just his lady that pays for everything
                          I agree with your agreement with my agreement with Brian's agreement with me.
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                          • Ruiner
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 19896

                            #14
                            :headexplode:

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                            • Drunko McMoppo
                              Bloody Bill Brownlow
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 50752

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RUINER View Post
                              :headexplode:
                              I agree, I had trouble reading that one back to myself.
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