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  • 95.0mark
    MN is falling apart
    • Jan 2005
    • 21173

    #31
    Originally posted by 00Formula View Post


    Well if you clarified that, as opposed to generalized, you may come of as less of an a$$hat...also, not posting shirtless picks would help

    I have stated that many times.

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    • 00Formula
      TCS Homer
      • Mar 2008
      • 3923

      #32
      Originally posted by Stormwalker View Post
      If I were headed to a remote area where I'd be a little worried about what would happen if I broke down.....


      I'd take Mark's old Toyota truck before I'd take a Suburban of any year.
      If those were my only two options, I agree.
      Originally posted by retics4me
      Im not very smart but I can lift heavy things

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      • Fosters
        Typical white person
        • Sep 2006
        • 16014

        #33
        Originally posted by 95.0mark View Post
        I honeslty would feel like a tool driving around, ALONE, in my 8-9 passenger bus of an suv. I just see NO reason unless I had over 5 kids and took them in it daily.

        I mean, what a pain in the ass to park or get into tight places in the city or whatever. not to mention paying for all that gas when you could put that money in the bank?

        oh well....
        I don't feel like a tool because knowing I saved 7-8 grand over the price of a truck - the truck I was looking at was 14k, same miles, 1 year newer, supercab, cloth seats... compare that to 7k, leather heated seats and 1 year older... nope, don't feel like a tool at all.

        It's not a pain in the ass at all to park if you can turn a steering wheel. I work downtown and it's my daily driver. As for the gas mileage, I need something that can tow well, nothing that does that gets decent mileage.

        It must be a real pain to slide off the road and not be able to get out in your econo shitbox. It would also be a pain in the forehead were you to crash into anything larger than a traffic cone... peace of mind you can't put into the bank...
        Originally posted by punch
        SFC is a bag of stupid.
        Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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        • 00Formula
          TCS Homer
          • Mar 2008
          • 3923

          #34
          Originally posted by Fosters View Post
          I don't feel like a tool because knowing I saved 7-8 grand over the price of a truck - the truck I was looking at was 14k, same miles, 1 year newer, supercab, cloth seats... compare that to 7k, leather heated seats and 1 year older... nope, don't feel like a tool at all.

          It's not a pain in the ass at all to park if you can turn a steering wheel. I work downtown and it's my daily driver. As for the gas mileage, I need something that can tow well, nothing that does that gets decent mileage.

          It must be a real pain to slide off the road and not be able to get out in your econo shitbox. It would also be a pain in the forehead were you to crash into anything larger than a traffic cone... peace of mind you can't put into the bank...


          You know you're going to feel like a tool if you end up in the ditch now and can't drive out, right?
          Originally posted by retics4me
          Im not very smart but I can lift heavy things

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          • Fosters
            Typical white person
            • Sep 2006
            • 16014

            #35
            Originally posted by 00Formula View Post


            You know you're going to feel like a tool if you end up in the ditch now and can't drive out, right?
            I kinda hope that happens. I need some motivation to get a lift and some tires on the thing

            Originally posted by 00Formula View Post
            If those were my only two options, I agree.
            so you mean if you had a choice on which one you wanted to push, you'd pick the lighter one? noway!
            Originally posted by punch
            SFC is a bag of stupid.
            Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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            • 95.0mark
              MN is falling apart
              • Jan 2005
              • 21173

              #36
              Originally posted by Fosters View Post
              I don't feel like a tool because knowing I saved 7-8 grand over the price of a truck - the truck I was looking at was 14k, same miles, 1 year newer, supercab, cloth seats... compare that to 7k, leather heated seats and 1 year older... nope, don't feel like a tool at all.

              It's not a pain in the ass at all to park if you can turn a steering wheel. I work downtown and it's my daily driver. As for the gas mileage, I need something that can tow well, nothing that does that gets decent mileage.

              It must be a real pain to slide off the road and not be able to get out in your econo shitbox. It would also be a pain in the forehead were you to crash into anything larger than a traffic cone... peace of mind you can't put into the bank...
              The logic you used in buying your suv baffles me fosters, but that is all you man.

              and please do not tell me that pig can get around as easy as a small car, please!!!!

              case in point. the spot I parked in near the dome for the game would not have been possible for your pig to get in to.

              Most of the time, people go into the ditch because they are driving to fast, alot of them have a false sense of security in there massive suv.

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              • LS1Z28
                TCS Homer
                • Aug 2005
                • 2392

                #37
                Originally posted by 00Formula View Post
                If you were really macho, you'd get this thing (best of both worlds)

                http://www.truckinweb.com/features/0...650/index.html
                That thing is so manly it would turn a lesbian straight and send a queer to a private bathroom.
                Originally posted by CAMSS30
                Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.

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                • 00Formula
                  TCS Homer
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3923

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Fosters View Post
                  I kinda hope that happens. I need some motivation to get a lift and some tires on the thing



                  so you mean if you had a choice on which one you wanted to push, you'd pick the lighter one? noway!
                  Trust me, you still feel like a tool, it may have happened to me once...

                  except I was trying to tow a car out and got stuck
                  Originally posted by retics4me
                  Im not very smart but I can lift heavy things

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                  • 95.0mark
                    MN is falling apart
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 21173

                    #39
                    fosters, would you put your suv up against my truck off road? its only a small jap truck with 97hp?

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                    • LS1Z28
                      TCS Homer
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 2392

                      #40
                      Originally posted by 95.0mark View Post
                      fosters, would you put your suv up against my truck off road? its only a small jap truck with 97hp?
                      After the off road competition, are you two going to hook 'em up for a pulling competition?
                      Originally posted by CAMSS30
                      Oh heavens no I'm a big pussy, my parents sealed that when they named me Chet.

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                      • 95.0mark
                        MN is falling apart
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 21173

                        #41
                        Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
                        After the off road competition, are you two going to hook 'em up for a pulling competition?
                        With all his weight and power he would win that, but that is obvious. off road is a different type of comp. his big bad suv would get owned.

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                        • worduphomefry
                          no fat chicks
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 11982

                          #42
                          this thread reeks of sausage and poor logic

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                          • 00Formula
                            TCS Homer
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 3923

                            #43
                            Originally posted by 95.0mark View Post
                            With all his weight and power he would win that, but that is obvious. off road is a different type of comp. his big bad suv would get owned.
                            But some of us are more likely to tow a boat or haul a ton or two of cement, then we are to do any real off roading (which is why I have a real truck).
                            Originally posted by retics4me
                            Im not very smart but I can lift heavy things

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                            • Fosters
                              Typical white person
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 16014

                              #44
                              Originally posted by 95.0mark View Post
                              fosters, would you put your suv up against my truck off road? its only a small jap truck with 97hp?
                              against? as in head on crash on a dirt road? sure.

                              Originally posted by LS1Z28 View Post
                              After the off road competition, are you two going to hook 'em up for a pulling competition?
                              I dunno man, I don't think my transfer case has gears in it
                              Originally posted by punch
                              SFC is a bag of stupid.
                              Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                              • 95.0mark
                                MN is falling apart
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 21173

                                #45
                                Originally posted by 00Formula View Post
                                But some of us are more likely to tow a boat or haul a ton or two of cement, then we are to do any real off roading (which is why I have a real truck).
                                I have my doubts as to how much and how often fosters is towning. and doubtful he hauls a lot or he would have bought a pick up.

                                fosters, what kind of boat do you have?

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