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Wait a few pages then tell everyone I really like sheep, ask people to post pics of sheep
Wait a week or two then tell people I quit my job as a cop to become a farmer - make joke about needing to find a state that doesn't ban beastiality (write down answers and check the availability of farm land in that state)
Get busted a few months later stealing the new neighbor's cows, come up with reasonable answer as to why I have 2 gerbils shoved up my ass.
Go before judge and explain that the livestock I'm accused of molesting are my friends, claim insanity, correct judge everytime he says beastiality and tell him it's actually inter-species erotica
Wait a few pages then tell everyone I really like sheep, ask people to post pics of sheep
Wait a week or two then tell people I quit my job as a cop to become a farmer - make joke about needing to find a state that doesn't ban beastiality (write down answers and check the availability of farm land in that state)
Get busted a few months later stealing the new neighbor's cows, come up with reasonable answer as to why I have 2 gerbils shoved up my ass.
Go before judge and explain that the livestock I'm accused of molesting are my friends, claim insanity, correct judge everytime he says beastiality and tell him it's actually inter-species erotica
I bet it took longer to type all that then it did for me to make my shitty MSPaint photochop
Wait a few pages then tell everyone I really like sheep, ask people to post pics of sheep
Wait a week or two then tell people I quit my job as a cop to become a farmer - make joke about needing to find a state that doesn't ban beastiality (write down answers and check the availability of farm land in that state)
Get busted a few months later stealing the new neighbor's cows, come up with reasonable answer as to why I have 2 gerbils shoved up my ass.
Go before judge and explain that the livestock I'm accused of molesting are my friends, claim insanity, correct judge everytime he says beastiality and tell him it's actually inter-species erotica
you forgot the part bout devorcin his wife and marring betty the cow
yea but this one wont turn into a bunch of people looting and and destroyin there own hood. its will be more like going somewhere else and doin it. you dont piss where you eat unless ofcourse you actually drink piss and what not then that kinda makes what i said untrue and a waste of time
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