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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a
question to ask, but
I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you
crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess; I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and
I'm going to a Halloween party."
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a
question to ask, but
I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you
crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess; I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and
I'm going to a Halloween party."
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