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  • MisterCMK
    Montgomery C. Meigs
    • Dec 2004
    • 13910

    You can't make this stuff up



    This broad had a miscarriage and kept it.
    LOOK HERE:
    Originally posted by Pony5.0
    but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

    Originally posted by Nick
    You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

    Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.
  • NOTNSS
    x
    • Mar 2004
    • 42731

    #2
    What the fuck?

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    • Video_Master
      Kickin it Hybrid Style
      • Jun 2003
      • 10524

      #3
      that is just fucking wrong.

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      • kineda
        Fuck your Subaru
        • Apr 2004
        • 29884

        #4
        that really REALLY just disturbed me
        Originally posted by LTDpower
        You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
        Originally posted by ProRauder
        I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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        • FullStrength
          Harry A. Nuis
          • Apr 2008
          • 81

          #5
          That's fucking disturbing.
          Do you know who I really am?

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          • Roush
            Official Gap Tester!
            • Sep 2005
            • 1536

            #6
            I couldnt even come up with words
            "It is said that having a big turbo is like having a big dick. It's not immediately obvious to everyone, but you have to just rest assured that when it comes time to put it to use, you won't need to explain a whole lot afterwards"

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            • Phillyblunt474
              TCS Homer
              • Aug 2005
              • 5275

              #7
              fucking shit that is disturbing, fucking religious wack jobs.

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              • Ruiner
                _________________
                • Nov 2002
                • 19896

                #8
                God damn

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                • Newbomb Turk
                  Insignificant and boring.
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 15538

                  #9
                  She showed it to her kids and made them hold it!!??? WTF???

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                  • Ruiner
                    _________________
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 19896

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
                    She showed it to her kids and made them hold it!!??? WTF???
                    That's the worst part.

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                    • ACRucrazy
                      banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 27924

                      #11
                      Looks like it could turn into a nice wax figure.
                      You have been banned for the following reason:
                      Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                      Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                      Originally posted by punch
                      SFC is a bag of stupid.
                      '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                      • HeavySS
                        -meh
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1010

                        #12
                        I cant read my screen because I threw up all over it.

                        Is it alive?
                        Eric
                        96 BBB WX3
                        Booze and Whores
                        www.minnessota.com

                        Originally posted by Fosters
                        But hey, leave it to SFC to defend his messiah's main voter base for 2012...

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                        • ACRucrazy
                          banned
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 27924

                          #13
                          Originally posted by HeavySS View Post
                          Is it alive?
                          Yes, miscarriage = alive.
                          You have been banned for the following reason:
                          Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                          Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                          Originally posted by punch
                          SFC is a bag of stupid.
                          '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                          • Ruiner
                            _________________
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 19896

                            #14

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                            • Scotty07
                              Meh
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 19655

                              #15
                              I have done that before
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