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  • Newbomb Turk
    Insignificant and boring.
    • Apr 2005
    • 15538

    $30K watch+$20K ring+$5K necklace =

    A government dumbass.






    ST. PAUL, Minn. -- Authorities say a GOP delegate to the Republican National Convention was robbed of more than $120,000 after he took a woman to his Minneapolis hotel room.

    29 year old Gabriel Schwartz of Denver told police he met the woman in a bar, then took her to his hotel room at Hotel Ivy. Police say that once there, the woman made the man drinks and told him to get undressed.

    He claims that was the last thing he remembered. Investigators think he may have been drugged.

    Police say that when he woke, the woman was gone, and Schwartz was missing money, jewelry and other things. The missing items included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring and a $5,000 necklace.

    In a statement released today, Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, of Denver, put the figure at much less.

    "It's embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police report," he said.

    "As a single man, I was flattered by the attention of a beautiful woman who introduced herself to me. I used poor judgment. If there is any good that can come from this humiliation, it is to caution others that date rape happens to men, too."

    Schwartz also says an interview he did at the RNC was a joke. "Also, some media outlets, with no sense of humor, have linked a silly interview that I gave to a little-known Internet outlet. When joking around with its so-called reporters, I thought the interview was a satire and didn't take it seriously. The interview is a farce and does not accurately express my political views. I endorse the platform of the Republican National Committee," Schwartz said in the statement.
  • Fernanernie
    Hot slut aficionado
    • Dec 2003
    • 50750

    #2
    Roofie.T
    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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    • SmithEvo
      Poppin' VTAK yo!
      • Nov 2004
      • 25468

      #3
      Not at the table, Carlos.

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      • AdamZ82
        2020 Zombie Apocalypse
        • May 2005
        • 2180

        #4
        Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
        Schwartz also says an interview he did at the RNC was a joke. "Also, some media outlets, with no sense of humor, have linked a silly interview that I gave to a little-known Internet outlet. When joking around with its so-called reporters, I thought the interview was a satire and didn't take it seriously. The interview is a farce and does not accurately express my political views. I endorse the platform of the Republican National Committee," Schwartz said in the statement.
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        • Ruiner
          _________________
          • Nov 2002
          • 19896

          #5
          They were talking about it on KQ this morning, OUCH.

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          • kineda
            Fuck your Subaru
            • Apr 2004
            • 29884

            #6
            if she didnt fuck him then it wasnt date rape.
            Originally posted by LTDpower
            You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
            Originally posted by ProRauder
            I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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            • ACRucrazy
              banned
              • Mar 2004
              • 27924

              #7
              LOL @ the video.
              You have been banned for the following reason:
              Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
              Date the ban will be lifted: Never


              Originally posted by punch
              SFC is a bag of stupid.
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              • AdamZ82
                2020 Zombie Apocalypse
                • May 2005
                • 2180

                #8
                Originally posted by kineda View Post
                if she didnt fuck him then it wasnt date rape.
                What if she performed oral sex on him?

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                • Eric S
                  TCS Homer
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 550

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdamZ82 View Post
                  What if she performed oral sex on him?
                  Well then she better give amazing DOME!!

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                  • CorinthiansBlackGT
                    TCS Homer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 4235

                    #10
                    Originally posted by kineda View Post
                    if she didnt fuck him then it wasnt date rape.
                    I'd say Stealing 50,000$ worth of stuff constitutes a "FUCKING"...

                    Babies stay crunchy in milk!

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                    • kineda
                      Fuck your Subaru
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 29884

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CorinthiansBlackGT View Post
                      I'd say Stealing 50,000$ worth of stuff constitutes a "FUCKING"...
                      im surprised you arent more concerned with what they were drinking.
                      Originally posted by LTDpower
                      You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                      Originally posted by ProRauder
                      I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                      • The Russinator
                        TCS Homer
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 5648

                        #12
                        What a fucking dork. That interview was

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                        • waterbug1999
                          Got Beer?
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 3554

                          #13
                          What a fucktard!

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                          10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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                          • ClassicChrysler
                            Mopar Only!
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 2306

                            #14
                            Holy drunken video!
                            Last edited by ClassicChrysler; 09-16-2008, 09:20 PM.
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                            • Newbomb Turk
                              Insignificant and boring.
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 15538

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ClassicChrysler View Post
                              Holy drunken video!
                              I was thinking the same thing. He seemed a bit buzzed.

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