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  • sinSStr
    Pro lurker
    • Jun 2008
    • 27376

    Polish Divorce

    Polish Divorce
    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
    Well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
    Arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
    Circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
    And put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
    'Polish Remover'
    '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
    Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

    Originally posted by Outrun
    You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
    Originally posted by SVT5LITER
    I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
    R.I.P. Rockin'98!
  • Doug
    TCS Homer
    • Nov 2005
    • 3127

    #2

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    • Outrun
      Answer The Call
      • Aug 2003
      • 20755

      #3
      1/10

      pity bump

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      • sinSStr
        Pro lurker
        • Jun 2008
        • 27376

        #4
        It was put up 20 mins ago. Needs no bump tyvm.
        '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
        Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

        Originally posted by Outrun
        You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
        Originally posted by SVT5LITER
        I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
        R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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        • SweetLou
          Resident Phatass
          • Apr 2008
          • 1551

          #5
          Weak Sauce Bump
          Dont sweat the petty stuff, and dont pet the sweaty stuff

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          • CCr
            The penis has spoken.
            • Jun 2005
            • 10966

            #6
            4:10 bump
            Originally posted by xjfish
            Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
            I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
            Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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