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  • Fernanernie
    Hot slut aficionado
    • Dec 2003
    • 50750

    Top 10 list

    Top 10 ugliest cars sold in the US

    From cars to motorcycles, Jalopnik is your go-to site covering everything with an engine—including automotive news, buying guides, and expert commentary from our staff.


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    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work
  • Rockin'98
    An ice devouring sex tornado.
    • Jul 2008
    • 4489

    #2
    They all suck balls... that is all.
    Originally posted by RocFoc
    my evil plan is working... soon I shall add you to my harem
    http://s279.photobucket.com/albums/k...nt=prgg002.flv

    '98 Trans Am A4
    Not fast enough...

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    • Crumpler
      Never Satisfied
      • Sep 2004
      • 851

      #3
      I disagree with many of those; however

      The Sebring IS CRAP!

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      • Stormwalker
        ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
        Moderator
        • Mar 2004
        • 21617

        #4
        The Jeep Compass was apparently designed to appeal to women, which may explain why it looks like a fetus. From the huge grille to the almost comically mismatched panels, it's one of the few cars that looks like a Chinese knock-off of itself.

        I am going to use that quote every time I describe a Jeep Compass to someone.



        Some of those cars on the list don't look that bad to me, though. The Acura, Subaru, and Focus don't look horrible. I mean, some minivans and any "crossover" looks like an extreme retard-mobile, realistically the list should just be a list of "crossovers".
        Originally posted by Nick
        The choice is easy.

        Taxwalker.

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        • sinSStr
          Pro lurker
          • Jun 2008
          • 27376

          #5
          WAAAAAAY worse than any of those are:

          Scion xB
          Pontiac Aztec
          Honda Element

          Ugly fucking things.
          '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
          Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

          Originally posted by Outrun
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          Originally posted by SVT5LITER
          I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
          R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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          • flstci71
            More Ovaltine Please!
            • Jan 2007
            • 753

            #6
            How could Ford do that to the Focus? Those were nice looking cars before. If that is really the 09, it's nasty.

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            • Doug
              TCS Homer
              • Nov 2005
              • 3127

              #7
              I completely agree with the TL, acura fucked up royally on that one. and that murano, i just threw up a little in my mouth

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              • HerrKooled
                TCS Homer
                • Nov 2005
                • 12060

                #8
                i would like to paint a fleet of pontiac aztecs flat black and turn them all into UCVs, or urban combat vehicle.
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                • 50rulz
                  people r thirsty
                  • May 2008
                  • 430

                  #9
                  They forgot the spaceship from hell aka the Avalanche. Also anything from Hyundai and Kia belongs on this list as well.

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                  • Fosters
                    Typical white person
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 16014

                    #10
                    I kinda like the new focus, better than the one it replaced; only thing that annoys me is the stupid powerstroke fender vents that most of them have... I'm surprised the ridgeline, element, fj cruiser, and Yaris didn't make it.
                    Originally posted by punch
                    SFC is a bag of stupid.
                    Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                    • CleanLX
                      sno pro
                      Admin
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 35005

                      #11
                      I don't agree with that list at all. Those vehicles listed aren't nearly as bad as some out there....where's the Kia's? And the hybrids? And the Chevy Aveo? There are several more that i would rather NOT think about. Oh and hello!!!...Honda Ridgline "truck"

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                      • PERFORMANCE-RED
                        TCS Regular
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 711

                        #12
                        how the fuck is the Uplander winning? I mean it isn't pretty but is not the worst on that list IMO.

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