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  • ACRucrazy
    banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 27924
    #1

    Best man speech/toast

    I suppose I should start coming up with some ideas....

    less than 48 hrs ftmfl.


    Man I hate speaking infront of large groups.
    You have been banned for the following reason:
    Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
    Date the ban will be lifted: Never

    Originally posted by punch
    SFC is a bag of stupid.
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  • kineda
    Fuck your Subaru
    • Apr 2004
    • 29884
    #2
    As long as you don't throw in things like "Remember that time in Vegas" or "So then we saw this toothless hooker" or "remember when we had that threesome with that chick back in high school, who knew that you would end up marrying her!" i think you will be fine...
    Originally posted by LTDpower
    You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
    Originally posted by ProRauder
    I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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    • Drunko McMoppo
      Bloody Bill Brownlow
      • Aug 2003
      • 50752
      #3
      Just treat it as though that big drug bust he was in on was the focal point of his life. People will be baffled.
      1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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      • mnstang
        Bookending TCS
        • Oct 2002
        • 33500
        #4
        i wouldn't worry about it. just get real good and drunk and it'll come to you then.

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        • Doodler
          Billy Zane stunt double
          • Jul 2003
          • 1750
          #5
          Originally posted by mnstang View Post
          i wouldn't worry about it. just get real good and drunk and it'll come to you then.
          Excellent advice


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          • No1Ford
            TCS Regular
            • Apr 2006
            • 1572
            #6
            I just did this last sat, and I also hate speaking infront of large crowds.

            If you want you can have the speech I wrote!
            Originally posted by Grenade
            Congtratz No1 Ford!!!! The 1/4 is 1320, with him going sidways most of it, it was prolly 1390. Makes his time more impressive.

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            • SicLinc98
              Sic One
              • Sep 2005
              • 3027
              #7
              ^^ And after you read his say it was straight from your heart

              I have to give one at my brothers wedding. Im not sure what to say as I really dont want to see him marry her. Is that bad?
              No Longer Own a Mustang Nor a Ford

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              • Miekk
                Tweak Everything!
                • Oct 2005
                • 4022
                #8
                Originally posted by SicLinc98 View Post
                ^^ And after you read his say it was straight from your heart

                I have to give one at my brothers wedding. Im not sure what to say as I really dont want to see him marry her. Is that bad?
                "Hope you have better luck with her than the last 3 guys! Good luck buddy!"
                • Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Reagan
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                • HerrKooled
                  TCS Homer
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 12060
                  #9
                  Good thing i got edumacated on such tasks in coolage.
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                  • LES
                    Doing more with Les!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 33157
                    #10
                    Originally posted by Miekk View Post
                    "Hope you have better luck with her than the last 3 guys! Good luck buddy!"
                    It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
                    Andrew Jackson

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