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  • yagllarouy
    banned
    • Feb 2008
    • 627

    worst feeling ever!

    Don’t ya hate it when your at your computer jerking it to some porn, with your pants around your ankles, You blow your load and one gob of baby batter misses your hand or your awaiting Kleenex and lands in your shorts below without you knowing it. Only so you can pull your pants back up and have your boxes stick to your ass…its all coldishwarm and gooey…


    I hate it..
    Who am I? Follow the hints

    Hint #I drive a neon. And love TMAC address changer.
  • SmithEvo
    Poppin' VTAK yo!
    • Nov 2004
    • 25468

    #2
    epic thread
    Not at the table, Carlos.

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    • GoldenPlump
      TCS Homer
      • Jan 2004
      • 6863

      #3
      will read again!

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      • Outlaw86'd
        bite it you scum
        • Aug 2007
        • 3301

        #4

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        • Stormwalker
          ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
          Moderator
          • Mar 2004
          • 21617

          #5
          Originally posted by SmithEvo View Post
          epic thread
          .
          Originally posted by Nick
          The choice is easy.

          Taxwalker.

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          • NOTNSS
            x
            • Mar 2004
            • 42731

            #6
            :hah:

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            • specialk922
              CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
              • Jun 2005
              • 3237

              #7
              I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

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              • SicLinc98
                Sic One
                • Sep 2005
                • 3027

                #8


                I have no clue what yur talking about though
                No Longer Own a Mustang Nor a Ford

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                • SFC
                  I know drama
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 24976

                  #9
                  You stay classy Chet Beireis
                  Originally posted by Paul Revere
                  I can't wait for that ****** to take all the credit


                  PITBULLS KILL KIDS!!!
                  ROTTWEILERS EAT BABIES!!
                  Celtic Mafia
                  6.2L Mafia
                  319whp of fury

                  Anticipation is the bane of my existence.

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                  • Ruiner
                    _________________
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 19896

                    #10
                    Especially when it happens at work!!!

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                    • CCr
                      The penis has spoken.
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 10966

                      #11
                      the problem I have is making sure I find all of it that I just shot over my shoulder. that and making sure my head is to the side so I don't get smacked with my own knob glob.
                      Originally posted by xjfish
                      Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                      I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                      Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                      • xcsboost
                        Got Oil Bitches
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 2810

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RUINER View Post
                        Especially when it happens at work!!!
                        or at kinko's

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                        • Joe M
                          Mustangless
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 18133

                          #13

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                          • PHRANQUY
                            Grrrr...
                            TCS Auto-X Driver
                            • May 2004
                            • 12166

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RUINER View Post
                            Especially when it happens at work!!!
                            Damn those young impressionable women...

                            When you wanna go to lunch Brian?
                            "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... you figure it out ..."

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                            • Drop Top
                              Slow is MY WAY of LIFE!!!
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 7691

                              #15
                              best thread ever.

                              Highly recommend seller, he delivers.
                              Originally posted by sinSStr
                              Jesus Christ. Only on TCS does a tips thread turn into an argument.

                              Originally posted by Slow35th
                              but having a 4v motor makes it a cobra

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