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  • DOHCZ34
    The wood guy
    • Mar 2006
    • 649

    Do you need an alternative to cremation or burial?



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  • CleanLX
    sno pro
    Admin
    • Mar 2003
    • 35005

    #2
    Fuck that noise.

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    • Southern
      Brougham
      • Jun 2005
      • 34553

      #3
      Im gonna be burried at sea. Ex Navy guy, just burn my body and spread my ashes at sea.
      ./ ____ _ _\.
      (]]]_ o _[[[)
      \o_FORD_o/
      |__|.....|__|

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      • LadyCobra
        Sum Dum Ho
        • Sep 2007
        • 11671

        #4
        :idiot:
        09 Flex | 11 Escape | HELLFYR's Woman

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        • TRDon
          ......because trackcar
          • Mar 2004
          • 13153

          #5
          Passing away now makes better financial sense for everyone



          Sure, stick my dead ass in a hydrolic press, that wont make a mess
          Originally posted by Hack
          Why spend all that money just to get a worn out copy of a small block Ford? It's going to be in the junk yard for a reason. I understand you have a religion called LS motors and you have faith that the LS motors break the laws of physics and work better and cost less than anything else ever built. Plus they never wear out.

          I disagree.

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          • HerrKooled
            TCS Homer
            • Nov 2005
            • 12060

            #6
            did the dude working the compacter in the garbadge truck come up with this idea?
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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            • Southern
              Brougham
              • Jun 2005
              • 34553

              #7
              This does repulse me btw...
              ./ ____ _ _\.
              (]]]_ o _[[[)
              \o_FORD_o/
              |__|.....|__|

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              • YOURxIDOL
                TCS Regular
                • Mar 2008
                • 124

                #8
                fuck that shit..when i die im gonna get turned into BLING
                anger...hostility toward the opposition

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                • TRDon
                  ......because trackcar
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13153

                  #9
                  Originally posted by YOURxIDOL View Post
                  fuck that shit..when i die im gonna get turned into BLING
                  http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cr...feGem-c39.html
                  hmmmm, wonder what you could get if you pawned your ex wife
                  Originally posted by Hack
                  Why spend all that money just to get a worn out copy of a small block Ford? It's going to be in the junk yard for a reason. I understand you have a religion called LS motors and you have faith that the LS motors break the laws of physics and work better and cost less than anything else ever built. Plus they never wear out.

                  I disagree.

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                  • Southern
                    Brougham
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 34553

                    #10
                    Originally posted by YOURxIDOL View Post
                    fuck that shit..when i die im gonna get turned into BLING
                    http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cr...feGem-c39.html
                    Thats kind of cool, but no one would want to wear me.
                    ./ ____ _ _\.
                    (]]]_ o _[[[)
                    \o_FORD_o/
                    |__|.....|__|

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                    • GoldenPlump
                      TCS Homer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6863

                      #11
                      My dad has everything taken care of the perfect way.

                      When he dies it's arranged that we call the U of M science department, they come pick up his body for free and when they are done with it it's cremated for free. He told us to do whatever we damn well please with the ashes, not a concern of his. Doesn't want a funeral or a service unless the family feels the need for closure. His exact words that he e-mailed me with his will "I lived, I'm dead, move on"



                      Gotta appreciate a man who doesn't place 1 cent of burden on his family....More money for his side of the family (a bunch of drunken germans) to go to the bar with.

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                      • Southern
                        Brougham
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 34553

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GoldenPlump View Post
                        My dad has everything taken care of the perfect way.

                        When he dies it's arranged that we call the U of M science department, they come pick up his body for free and when they are done with it it's cremated for free. He told us to do whatever we damn well please with the ashes, not a concern of his. Doesn't want a funeral or a service unless the family feels the need for closure. His exact words that he e-mailed me with his will "I lived, I'm dead, move on"



                        Gotta appreciate a man who doesn't place 1 cent of burden on his family....More money for his side of the family (a bunch of drunken germans) to go to the bar with.
                        Thats what Im about too, free burial a sea. Navy covers it.
                        ./ ____ _ _\.
                        (]]]_ o _[[[)
                        \o_FORD_o/
                        |__|.....|__|

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                        • shock13
                          TCS Homer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 2771

                          #13
                          LOL, I believe this site is a joke, if you read it and look at the monuments. (your relatives head using thier actual hair)

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                          • CorinthiansBlackGT
                            TCS Homer
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4235

                            #14
                            Imma pay the 30,000 get my whole body tossed into one of those high pressure induction furnaces and turned into a blue diamond..


                            Then imma make my wife wear me around her neck until she dies..

                            bitch get me a beer!

                            Babies stay crunchy in milk!

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                            • specialk922
                              CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 3237

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CorinthiansBlackGT View Post
                              Imma pay the 30,000 get my whole body tossed into one of those high pressure induction furnaces and turned into a blue diamond..


                              Then imma make my wife wear me around her neck until she dies..

                              bitch get me a beer!
                              That sounds cool, I want to do that. But if I'm a girl would I turn into a pink diamond?

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