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  • HerrKooled
    TCS Homer
    • Nov 2005
    • 12060

    so i'm cruising around...

    and a ford ranger slams on his brakes in front of me and veers off to the side of the road in a hurry fluid a spill. i figure being the nice guy or rapist that i am, i pull over to see if the individual needs help, or a raping. anyway the guy gets out and kicks the side of his newer model ranger and looks at me and sais "tranny went out" so of course i'm like O RLY and get in the driver seat, and rev through the gears in each position, so i hop out and crouched down, noticed fluid all over his transfer case. a pitty. hydrolic clutch is no longer grabbing. and fluid fills the underneath of the vehicle. we stand there a moment, and i suggest he ride with me up to the gas station. he looked over at my gunmetal hatch headlights flipped down, and glances back at me and sais "nah, i'll be alright here" and proceded to walk to the back of the truck to get some orange cone looking things to place around the vehicle. i say "very well then, i shall leave you here" and enter my dark turbo hatch and aim myself back ontowards the interstate and started going through the gears as i analyze the man who had his unfourtunant incident on my reirview mirror. mystery ranger man if you are from TCS - I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak
  • Outlaw86'd
    bite it you scum
    • Aug 2007
    • 3301

    #2
    ghey

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    • T BONE
      UNCLE BEARD
      • Sep 2004
      • 11494

      #3
      Originally posted by 89DDgt View Post
      ghey
      Watch it, Herrkooled kills people for a living.
      Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
      i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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      • GoldenPlump
        TCS Homer
        • Jan 2004
        • 6863

        #4
        Shit that might be me.

        Driving around last night my ranger either misfired a few times, or the transmission disengaged and reengaged a few times.....I'm hoping it's just bad gas as I don't have a CEL on.

        On a plus note, while coming back from Anoka on 169 around 10:00 I watched some dipshit in a RWD lexus pass someone fast, fishtail back and forth a half dozen times and finally land in the ditch. I laughed.

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        • Chris
          TCS Homer
          • May 2006
          • 1757

          #5
          Drunk driving

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          • Akromix
            oat goat
            • Oct 2003
            • 23163

            #6
            Originally posted by Chris View Post
            Drunk driving
            what?
            god damned tinypic.

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            • Chris
              TCS Homer
              • May 2006
              • 1757

              #7
              Originally posted by Akromix View Post
              what?
              The title of this thread is "so I'm cruising around" I'm guessing it happened not long before this thread, and in a post this morning
              Originally posted by HerrKooled View Post
              i have awakened from my night of stupendis drinking.
              = drunk driving

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              • Akromix
                oat goat
                • Oct 2003
                • 23163

                #8
                Originally posted by Chris View Post
                The title of this thread is "so I'm cruising around" I'm guessing it happened not long before this thread, and in a post this morning

                = drunk driving
                wat
                god damned tinypic.

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                • HerrKooled
                  TCS Homer
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 12060

                  #9
                  yeah. i'm going to have to tell you that your pretty much wrong. i didn't start drinking untill TCS time, which is usually a good time to start drinking. You lose.
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                  • SmithEvo
                    Poppin' VTAK yo!
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 25468

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chris View Post
                    The title of this thread is "so I'm cruising around" I'm guessing it happened not long before this thread, and in a post this morning

                    = drunk driving
                    fail.t
                    Not at the table, Carlos.

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                    • Macs Stang
                      Dale Jr.
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 18269

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Akromix View Post
                      wat
                      WAT
                      O.C.R.

                      I make horse powerz

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                      • whatisaturbo1000
                        turbos make you go fast
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 354

                        #12
                        A+ thread will read many times over

                        good old days in arizona
                        aka:whatisa,whatisahomo
                        corncob,bob
                        woodchip,gay,fag
                        fruit,whatisarx7
                        paintchip
                        rx7 gone and i have lots of gas money
                        rx7 $40 street tires 11.1sec at 128mph
                        gsxr turbo nitrous 6.62sec at 201mph

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                        • ACRucrazy
                          banned
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 27924

                          #13
                          OH YEA!!!

                          YEAA!?

                          WELL

                          YOUR GIRL'S A WHORE!
                          You have been banned for the following reason:
                          Yeah, I'm really tried of cleaning up after you.
                          Date the ban will be lifted: Never


                          Originally posted by punch
                          SFC is a bag of stupid.
                          '13 GC SRT8 '12 E63 AMG '12 Super Air G25 '11 Z1000 '09 Viper ACR '09 ZX6 '06 Power Wagon '05 SRT-6 '04 Ram CTD '01 Viper ACR '99 NSX '96 Viper GTS-TT '72 Stingray '67 Stingray '67 Riv '55 Chev '52 Caddy

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                          • HerrKooled
                            TCS Homer
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 12060

                            #14
                            the only reason he probably didn't ride with me because of his hot daughter who was in the passenger seat, i enjoyed her smirks and batting eyelashes and i think he could see that i was loving every minute of it. but i left that part out before to find out if it was anyone on here
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                            • 98Julik
                              TCS Homer
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 2614

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HerrKooled View Post
                              the only reason he probably didn't ride with me because of his hot daughter who was in the passenger seat, i enjoyed her smirks and batting eyelashes and i think he could see that i was loving every minute of it. but i left that part out before to find out if it was anyone on here
                              That was me you son of a bitch, I KILL YOU NOW!!!!
                              Originally posted by Fernanernie
                              It's like watching a fat girl in stretch pants and a thong dancing. Sooner or later, something is going to happen, it might not be pretty, but you can't help watching
                              .

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