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  • Fernanernie
    Hot slut aficionado
    • Dec 2003
    • 50750

    Good to see someone fighting back

    Not everybody is taking it lying down:

    LAKE MILLE LACS – On a night when wind chills were expected to reach minus-40 or below, revelers hunkered down for a night of drinking at Barnacle’s Resort, a popular winter redoubt for ice fishermen and snowmobilers on the…


    Originally posted by Pioneer Press
    Smokers give bar's 'production' rave reviews
    At Lake Mille Lacs tavern, cigarettes are merely props used to act out an exception in smoking ban
    BY JASON HOPPIN
    Pioneer Press
    Article Last Updated: 02/11/2008 12:03:29 AM CST

    LAKE MILLE LACS - On a night when wind chills were expected to reach minus-40 or below, revelers hunkered down for a night of drinking at Barnacle's Resort, a popular winter redoubt for ice fishermen and snowmobilers on the north shore of Lake Mille Lacs.

    Helmets and jackets were stuffed everywhere. A plastic kiddie pool full of crushed ice held red meat, which was raffled off throughout the night. Two tables of Texas Hold 'Em were full, and someone was telling the story of the night Minnesota Vikings fullback Jim Kleinsasser sat there - right there - in that very stool. Smoke wafted through the bar.

    Wait ... smoke? As in cigarettes?

    On this Saturday night, and every Saturday night going forward until someone tells them to stop, the owners at Barnacle's are allowing their customers to light up. It's not so much an act of civil disobedience against the statewide smoking ban as it is exploiting an exception that allows smoking as part of a theatrical production.

    You see, all those people drinking and smoking and laughing and telling the government to mind its own business? They're really actors.

    "You are looking at a stage. You are looking at a playhouse," said Mark Benjamin, who cooked up the idea. "Those are not cigarettes - those are props."

    Obviously.

    The night was a big hit with patrons - er, actors - who bought $1 buttons that said "ACT NOW!" to denote that they were part of the production. Playbills were printed up, and the local police
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    were notified. Sheila Kromer, Barnacle's co-owner, said the police told her they wouldn't visit unless someone complained.

    Charlie and Sylvia Tapelt live in the area and are regulars at Barnacle's. Charlie said it was great to be able to smoke in a bar again instead of standing outside in the cold, a notion his wife seconded - even though she doesn't smoke.

    If customers don't want to drink in a smoky bar, they have the choice to go somewhere else, Sylvia Tapelt said.

    "People should be allowed to decide," she said.

    John and Vicki Kurkowski were visiting for the weekend from their home in White Bear Lake. Asked what it was like to smoke in a bar again, a wide smile spread across John Kurkowski's face.

    "It's great," he said.

    Since the smoking ban went into effect in October, compliance has been good. However, when the final version of the ban was hammered out last year, state lawmakers inserted a provision allowing smoking as part of a theatrical production. But they never defined the meaning of a "theatrical production."

    That's where Mark Benjamin comes in. A lawyer and nonsmoker, Benjamin said he was a partner at a big firm making big money until he started growing his hair long and wearing an earring. He knew about the theatrical exception, but it wasn't until he was at the Renaissance Festival, an annual event where people dress in medieval costumes, that he had his epiphany.

    If Shakespeare was right - that all the world's a stage - why can't a bar become a theater? And does it matter if the "actors" don't have to memorize lines? After all, who's to define the meaning of art?

    "We're telling the Legislature when they convene (Tuesday). They can either get rid of this exception, or they can listen - actually listen - to the small bar owners who tried to be heard last year," Benjamin said.

    Amid all the Vikings jerseys and snowmobiler jackets, Benjamin and two friends worked the bar in Renaissance costumes, making hourly announcements about the "production." Their garb bothered no one - they may as well have been dressed as nicotine fairies, for all anyone cared.

    Benjamin had been looking for a bar to take him up on his idea for some time before he found Barnacle's. Owner Kromer said she also knew about the exception and had been looking for a lawyer to see what she could do about it - "some way to celebrate it, I guess you could say."

    Kromer said business is dramatically down this winter, the busiest time of the year for the bar. She said she testified against the smoking ban, to no avail.

    "Several of the legislators said, 'You know, you've got to be innovative. Come up with something to get the people in your bar.' Right? OK. What's wrong with a theater night? Is that not being creative? If it can bring business back into my bar (it's good). There are a lot of bars that are hurting," Kromer said.

    For this night at least, Kromer said, the customers were back.
    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work
  • Max Power
    PierreGustaveToutantBeaur egard
    • Apr 2004
    • 13086

    #2
    Nice!

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    • AdamZ82
      2020 Zombie Apocalypse
      • May 2005
      • 2180

      #3
      as a nonsmoker I like being able to eat in a smoke-free environment, but banning it in bars took it too far. good for them

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      • RyanM
        TCS Homer
        • Jun 2005
        • 34470

        #4
        QUIT CRYING THE FUCKING BLUES , GET OVER IT , SMOKE OUTSIDE

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        • Fernanernie
          Hot slut aficionado
          • Dec 2003
          • 50750

          #5
          Originally posted by Superford3 View Post
          QUIT CRYING THE FUCKING BLUES , GET OVER IT , SMOKE OUTSIDE
          Balls, suck them. What does it matter to you, you don't go out anyways.

          Perhaps you still don't see the big picture Ryan. The plane takes off, and this is encroaching on a private business owners rights on how to run a business. If you really feel this way, I will laugh my ass off when they ban your hot-rod of a car, and say "I told you so"
          Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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          • RyanM
            TCS Homer
            • Jun 2005
            • 34470

            #6
            Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
            Balls, suck them. What does it matter to you, you don't go out anyways.

            Perhaps you still don't see the big picture Ryan. The plane takes off, and this is encroaching on a private business owners rights on how to run a business. If you really feel this way, I will laugh my ass off when they ban your hot-rod of a car, and say "I told you so"
            ban my car, shit they have already banned everything you do to it so its already been happening, not that you would know since you cant drive.

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            • Fernanernie
              Hot slut aficionado
              • Dec 2003
              • 50750

              #7
              All right then, perhaps they should step in and make it a law that you can't have any furniture in your waiting area? Or no T.V., or even no internet? Is that right?
              Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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              • RyanM
                TCS Homer
                • Jun 2005
                • 34470

                #8
                Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                All right then, perhaps they should step in and make it a law that you can't have any furniture in your waiting area? Or no T.V., or even no internet? Is that right?
                Dont matter to me

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                • RyanM
                  TCS Homer
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 34470

                  #9
                  having furniture in the waiting area dont give other people cancer

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                  • Fernanernie
                    Hot slut aficionado
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 50750

                    #10
                    What if they ban your favorite food?
                    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                    • RyanM
                      TCS Homer
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 34470

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                      What if they ban your favorite food?
                      Then i go on a diet

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                      • Fernanernie
                        Hot slut aficionado
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 50750

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Superford3 View Post
                        having furniture in the waiting area dont give other people cancer
                        And once again it comes down to this. Show me some proof that second-hand smoke causes cancer? One valid study. Just one.
                        Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                        • RyanM
                          TCS Homer
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 34470

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                          And once again it comes down to this. Show me some proof that second-hand smoke causes cancer? One valid study. Just one.
                          fine then it keeps the smoker from getting lung cancer

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                          • OffShore
                            yes it floats
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 9995

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                            And once again it comes down to this. Show me some proof that second-hand smoke causes cancer? One valid study. Just one.
                            Since smoking causes cancer why would 2nd hand smoke be clean enough for me to breath? Of course it can cause cancer.
                            11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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                            • NAZISALEEN
                              Afro Samurai
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 12235

                              #15
                              at 03superfordcobra11sec..er...9sec...er10secnotch.

                              Very good volley.

                              Excellent find there fernanerie

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