Stupid CL people...

[Drunko McMoppo]

First one:

Would be interested in taking a look if this is still available. What is your purpose in selling this vehicle? It seems to have really low miles for the year; is there a reason for this? Thank you for your time.

My response:

Hello Paul, thanks for you interest in my vehicle.

I buy and sell cars on the side for some extra cash. It has low miles because it wasn't driven very much, but thats only an uneducated guess.

-Mark

Don't people see that my ads say "Dealer"? Obviously I'm selling the fucking shit to make some fucking money and I don't know a God damn thing about the fucking car.

Another:

Hello, I am interested in your car. Could you
please email me at ************@yahoo.com or call me at 612
*** **** so I can ask you some more questions about it. Thanks

My response:

Peggy,

My phone number is in my ad.

Thanks,
Mark

I hate when people e mail me their phone number when my ads all say to call me. Why the fuck would I call one of these pricks back? If they don't have the balls to call me why would I think they're serious about buying the car? Fucking dumbasses.

/rant.

[punch]

Yeah, I love how they contact you to contact them...

That's like you calling your friend, and telling him "hey, call me back and then well talk ok?".

[Akromix]

Agreed.

[5SpeedFox]

I like it...

[kineda]

would you take a broke down jetski for said car? maybe some pocket lint shaped into a lifesize effigy of the great poncho villa?

[Drunko McMoppo]

Yeah some of these people are so dumb. I mean I never in my life thought I was smart or had any talents in anything even nearing mediocrity but these people.... Shit, how do they not choke to death on their tongue?

[Drunko McMoppo]

Here's another:

I see you are asking $1675 for this Automobile. Is this correct? If you could have it painted green I would be willing to offer 900 AND AN XBOX 180. A dark green is best.

Go fuck yourself.

Probably a joke anyways.

[Akromix]

an xbox 180!

I bet that's Jim. That fucker.

[Drunko McMoppo]

an xbox 180!

I bet that's Jim. That fucker.

Yeah, I hope he dies. He left some variation of Geo in my driveway. The neighbors would complain if they weren't so busy smoking crack.

[T BONE]

[Drunko McMoppo]

You son of a bitch...

You may need to plan on seeing me and my vehicles at the shopping cart location in the near future as well... A deal may have been struck.

[T BONE]

Sweet I'll bring the xbox 180 and oldsmobile emblems.

[Drop Top]

c'mon be nice.... Crackheads were people too!

[Akromix]

no wai...this what I get for being sick and not leaving the house for 4 days. I not know wtf is going on.

[sport the war]

Meh, you cant expect much from people that are buying things from a free market.