Little Girl and Little Boys: Christmas Ideas?

[Outrun]

Pedophile Jokes are welcomed in dis thread!

I have 3 cousins. Don’t see them very much. 12 year old girl, 11 year old boy 10 year old boy. I have no idea what they want, or what kids those ages like. I am going to go to Target or Walmart and get them something. I need ideas from those with kids or know what kids these ages like.

What I cannot get them.

No electronics stuff. No MP3 players, no video games, etc
No clothes. I have no idea what size they are, and I don’t care to sift through clothes trying to guess.
No gift cards. I don’t want their mom taking a gift card and using it for herself.

I want to get some toys I guess. My parents already got them some remote controlled cars. I need ideas.

Something to keep them from screaming and running around like retards at my parent's house like they usually do. I would get them a taser to keep them in line, but I need some toys to keep them occupied....and quiet.

[CleanLX]

A deck of cards.

[Joe M]

Lots of Batteries for Said Cars? Get em Rechargables and a charger...

[Fernanernie]

Give them a webcam...

I'm so going to hell for that comment

[Outrun]

CleanLX...No.

Joe M....I want to keep them quiet, batteries are not toys. Unless they swallow them, which I would not put it past them.

I need toys...something to entertain and shut them up.

[Stormwalker]

Give them a webcam...

I'm so going to hell for that comment

omglol

[CleanLX]

Etch a Sketch!!!!!!!

[Jersey]

Transformers for the boys, Brat doll or some kind of drawing set like Spirograff for the girl, girl's that age like to draw with cool shit.

[SpaceMan]

Get them a chin dildo and furry handcuffs. Or a card that says "Santa is not real"... maybe they still believe in that shit and you can give them the best gift of all... a taste of the real world! ??

..alright, I have no idea what kids that age like. Pellet guns?

[Joe M]

How much are you looking at spending?

You want something quiet? Give them books ...
Or if you wanna tick off their parents. Get them some sort of singing Barney... I know my gave one to my Daughter and i made it disapeer after a week

[LES]

Can't go wrong with an AIRHOG for the boys. Perfect age. They are about $20


The girl I woud get her a box of condoms and her mom the Lynn Spears book on parenting.

[dupcla]

Some ether and KY jelly

[Fosters]

if they got room for it, an air hockey table. who doesn't love air hockey?

[Outrun]

Can't go wrong with an AIRHOG for the boys. Perfect age. They are about $20


The girl I woud get her a box of condoms and her mom the Lynn Spears book on parenting.

airhog? As in air rifles? Haha, my parents would love that.

air hockey? clang clang clang clang clang clang....fuck that.

Books...good idea.

I dunno, maybe spend 20-30 each?

[LES]

airhog? As in air rifles? Haha, my parents would love that.

air hockey? clang clang clang clang clang clang....fuck that.

Books...good idea.

I dunno, maybe spend 20-30 each?

You dont know what an airhog is you cum guzzler?

You need to step away from the video games now and then.

https://WWW.AIRHOGS.COM