The dangers of bread.

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  • MadMatt
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    • Jan 2004
    • 13317

    The dangers of bread.

    Thats it. Im officially not eating bread anymore!

    Did you know:
    1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters !
    2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests !
    3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations !
    4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread !
    5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month !
    6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days !
    7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon !
    Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die !
    9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread !
    10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes.
    11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread !


    12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

    I went drifting through the capitols of tin
    where men cant walk or freely talk
    and sons turn their fathers in
  • sport the war
    لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
    • Dec 2004
    • 17482

    #2

    Originally posted by CAMSS30
    I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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    • CleanLX
      sno pro
      Admin
      • Mar 2003
      • 35005

      #3
      I love bread.

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      • Jeffescortlx
        Frum roll
        • Jul 2003
        • 2003

        #4
        Carbs FTMFW!!!111OMGBBQ

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        • Drunko McMoppo
          Bloody Bill Brownlow
          • Aug 2003
          • 50752

          #5
          I eat bread by the loaf.
          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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          • MadMatt
            _________________
            • Jan 2004
            • 13317

            #6
            Originally posted by sport the war View Post

            I went drifting through the capitols of tin
            where men cant walk or freely talk
            and sons turn their fathers in

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            • tirenick
              Pimp of Tires
              Moderator
              • Oct 2007
              • 6255

              #7
              Originally posted by CleanLXFox View Post
              I love bread.
              i like pizza

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