A joke for youse...about Texans....

[Sleeper]

This is from an email I recieved....


Situational Issue:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous-looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Smith & Wesson and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to
a conclusion.

Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click... (sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click...
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

[MetallicPony]

proud texan right here!

[mnstang]

Re: A joke for youse...about Texans....

Originally posted by 99SSleeper
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to
a conclusion.

LMAO!

jim just cuz you hang out at fordpower.net or DFW doesn't make you a texan.

[John M]

Damn straight us Texans dont mess around. We fire criminals, its legal to bust a cap in somebodies a$$ if they are in bed with your spouse or if they are taking your $hit. If your in doubt bust a cap in them and drag them inside your house, ask questions later.

[MetallicPony]

Re: Re: A joke for youse...about Texans....

Originally posted by mnstang
LMAO!

jim just cuz you hang out at fordpower.net or DFW doesn't make you a texan.

i was born there tard

[mnstang]

you know what they say about texas don't ya jim???

[Sleeper]

Texanazi?

[John M]

Originally posted by mnstang
you know what they say about texas don't ya jim???

Were hung like Steers ???

[mnstang]

nope.
steers and queers.

so does you texans have horns?

jk

[JPD0244]

I wish Minnesota had the same theories on gun control.....tight group at 25 yards....etc.

[Shooter]

thats the definition of gun control right there "Tight group".